PLEASE HELP! I NEED TO PASS A DRUG TEST

[HEAVYHEART]

There was a post here about a month ago, maybe not that long ago, about passing a pee test. There were some good links offered.. I thought I bookmarked the thread but I did not cuase I can't find it now! I was offered a job today and I have to go for a drug test within 2 days!

Please, no lecture about how I shouldn't do drugs. I'm quitting as of today anyway. I need this job really really bad and was offered the job today but I have to pass the drug test. I smoke pot every night, I'm about 125 lbs and female and I have high metabolism, I think. Any suggestions would be very much appreciated!!

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

[undeterred]

1. Delay starting the job

because if you test positive, that's it.

But even if you pass, they can test you again at any time.

[HEAVYHEART]

3. Can't do that

Delaying would only make me look guilty as hell. If they test me again in the future, I'll pass since I'm quitting today. Thanks...

[Shell Beau]

2. Go to a GNC store or herbal/vitamin shop and

get some pee stuff. There are different kinds, but you take a pill and drink lots of water. Someone else here probably knows the best brand to get. You can probably order some online. Google it.

[HEAVYHEART]

4. Thanks Shell Beau

I'm going to GNC in a little bit. Thank you!

[Shell Beau]

5. No problem. My husband

went through this about 6 years ago. All he did was smoke pot, but he had quit for about 2 weeks and then took the stuff. Pot can stay in your system for a long time though. Anyway, he passed. I don't remember what the name of the stuff was, but we got the most expensive kind b/c we figured that wasn't the time to save our money. It makes your pee fluorescent yellow though. Just a heads up.

[HEAVYHEART]

7. Thanks again

I'm googling like crazy trying to find some more info!

[southlandshari]

15. Shell Beau!!!

OMG - this is the last thread I'd expect to see you on, sweet girl!

My illusions are shattered!

:cry:

[Shell Beau]

17. I said it was my husband though!!

}( I am an angel I promise O8) :evilgrin:

[MarsThe Cat]

24. THIS IS YOUR BEST BET!

LOTS...LOTS of fluids (plus the vitamin caps that come with it- for coloring)...

what will happen- your urine will show up as "non-specific gravity" (basically water)...and you may be asked to take another test down the road- but that will give you more time to clean up.

also- on the questionaire you get beforehand, indicate that you've recently used ibuprofen for some pain- ibuprofen sometimes can register a false positive.

[HEAVYHEART]

26. Thank you!

Vitamin caps that come with the fluid? What fluid? Let me know. Thanks for the info on ibuprofen!!!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Goldenseal root.

It masks THC. It doesnt REMOVE it, just masks it making it difficult to detect.

Buy the capsules at GNC and take a shitload.

And lots and lots of water.

Problem is, THC is held in the fatty tissue and the more you smoke and the longer you smoke, the more builds up.
If you did nothing to mask it, it could take 2 months for you to pee completely clean.

(or so i've been told. I used Goldenseal in the past and never had a problem. I haven't smoked in years, though so now i don't worry)

[HEAVYHEART]

8. Thank you A HERETIC I AM

I'll keep that in mind. I've heard alot about Golden Seal so I think I might try that.

[MarsThe Cat]

23. WRONG WRONG WRONG

the goldenseal route doesn't work on today's tests.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. As an addition to whatever pills/powder you find

flush you system with tons (TONS) of cranberry juice...it really cleanses the body of the residual leftover

[HEAVYHEART]

10. Thank you!

I have heard about cranberry juice! I'm buying some today!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

11. Take 4 aspirin an hour before your test.

This did work for me.

[HEAVYHEART]

12. Thank you!!!!

I will try that!!!

[StopTheMorans]

13. a lifestyle change is in order. less hanging around hippies and improved

hygiene are a good start :thumbsup:

[HEAVYHEART]

14. I knew that was coming!

:7 My hygiene is just fine thank you very much! And I love hippies!

[StopTheMorans]

16. well, it seems as if i've diagnosed the situation correctly; it's up to

you to change your life in accordance to pass your drug test. my best to you.

[HEAVYHEART]

18. Well

If you had read my original post, I did mention that I don't want any lecture but thanks for your concern :-) I also mentioned on the post that I'm quitting today. Actually, fuck that. I'm quitting to pass the test. I don't do any other drugs but I love smoking pot.

[StopTheMorans]

19. if the truth is now called a lecture, then you can call me professor

[HEAVYHEART]

20. Okay

Hi professor :hi:

[StopTheMorans]

21. hi HEAVYHEART!

:hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

22. Check your inbox (nt)

[HEAVYHEART]

25. Got it and responded

Thank you! :-)

[MarsThe Cat]

27. Once you get the job-

Are you subject to further random testing?

or will you be able to maintain your lifestyle...?

once i passed my test(and also on very short notice), i was home free- nothing random to worry about.

[HEAVYHEART]

28. I don't know

I don't know if they do random testing. I seriously need to think about quitting. I don't wanna quit but.. we'll see... :pals:

[HEAVYHEART]

29. Ok everybody

Thank you very much for all your suggestions. I'm getting offline and going to the drug store and GNC and buying some cranberry juice, and aspirin, and other suggestions that I received on PM.

I'm freaking out over this but I have to do something instead of just sitting here posting. Wish me luck and thanks again... :scared:

I will post again with the results.

[Shell Beau]

30. You might as well at least try to quit.

There are pros to quitting. You save money for one. And you wouldn't really want to take a chance of having a random drug test.