What Kind Of Coffee Does Dracula Drink?

KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 09:59 AM
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What Kind Of Coffee Does Dracula Drink?

DeCoffinated!

:D :silly: :D :silly: :D

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KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 10:23 AM
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1. What Do Goblins & Ghosts Drink When They're Hot & Thirsty?

Ghoul-aid!

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In_The_Wind

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Tue Oct-25-05 10:24 AM
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2. *giggle*

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KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 11:37 AM
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3. What's A Mummy's Favorite Food?

WRAPS!

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JVS

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Tue Oct-25-05 11:43 AM
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4. In the joke I know, he drinks tea. It also involves an item which is...

best left unnamed in a genteel forum such as this. Did anyone else hear the same version of the joke that I did?

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KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 11:51 AM
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6. Spill It, Please...

:D the joke, not the tea...

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JVS

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Tue Oct-25-05 05:49 PM
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11. Ask Peter Frank!

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Peter Frank

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Tue Oct-25-05 12:22 PM
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9. I knoe the joke...

...there are strings attasched to telling the whole thing though ;)

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Oct-25-05 11:43 AM
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5. why can't warlocks sire children?

they have hollow weenies!

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KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 11:52 AM
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7. but Mommy, aren't weenies hollow to begin with?

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Beer Snob-50

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Tue Oct-25-05 12:19 PM
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8. sighhhh

:spank:

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KittyWampus

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Tue Oct-25-05 01:56 PM
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10. What IsA Vampire's Favorite Fruit?

NECK-tarine!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Oct-25-05 07:21 PM
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12. Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?

Shut up and comb your face!

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AlCzervik

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Tue Oct-25-05 07:23 PM
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14. "Mommy Mommy, i don't wanna vist Grandma!"

"Shut-up and keep digging!"

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Oct-25-05 07:24 PM
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15. Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?

Shut up and eat your soup before it clots!

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Oct-25-05 07:23 PM
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13. What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Spirits.

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