This is a manly thread. Grrrrr. Hello men!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[flvegan]

1. *spits* Hello, sir!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Hey buddy! What kind of sports do you like?

[flvegan]

11. All of 'em, so long as beer's involved!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

27. You're man! How about hockey?

[flvegan]

30. Hell, yeah! Hope there's some good fights!

[no name no slogan]

3. Ah, the scent of men enjoying themselves....

nt

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Grrr. Welcome.

[Lilith Velkor]

100. I love the smell of manhood in the morning.

I give my weapons male names.

[Az]

4. What's it to ya?

*snort* *hack* *spit*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Hey listen buddy we're men doing manly things.

[Az]

18. Yeah... says you

*burp*

[matcom]

6. wanna lift something?

*grunt*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Sure buddy! Who else is with me?

[flvegan]

17. I'm always up for lifting stuff.

[Arkana]

7. *spits and flexes*

YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ALL RIIIIIIIGHT! LET'S DO IT!!!!

(Anyone who watches "Family Guy" will know who that character is.)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

29. Hey buddy! What kind tools you got?

[Arkana]

32. Got a chopsaw, a laser level, and a planer all from Craftsman.

*spits*

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Man, if I don't kill something soon, my johnson's gonna fall off

Or something...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You'll fit in around here!

[ghostsofgiants]

22. Alright, I'm good...

I just went out and killed 5 deer with a power drill.

[khashka]

10. I like to do manly things

(and I like to do them with you)

Ok... it's just too early to start posting bad lyrics....


What's the sudden rise in the testerone level, CG?

Khash.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. *phooey* Hey Khashka. Just being a man this AM.

[no name no slogan]

12. Let's go build a deck

You got the tools? I got the lumber.

[flvegan]

14. I'll bring my power tools if someone can bring the extension cords.

[Rising Phoenix]

16. ...

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

19. I like to do Sweet, Manly Thangs!

I'm sorry! :rofl: I couldn't help it!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Hey. Go cook me some breakfast.

[LaraMN]

34. K. Hope ya like Kashi Go Lean cereal, because that's what I'm making.

:hi:

[undeterred]

20. circumcision, prostate exams

Sorry, I was trying to find a manly topic. :shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. Hey buddy! How about construction?

[undeterred]

35. I love ogling men at construction sites

and thank goodness the feminist movement has made this acceptable. :loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

112. Thank you sister ...

your gays brothers thank you!!

[matcom]

23. lets go whistle at chicks

:bounce:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

36. Let's pile into my 4-wheel Monster truck!

[matcom]

37. can't

i'm pillow-fighting in my undies in the girly thread.

sorry.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

40. Anything to get laid uh?

[matcom]

42. pretty much

but you and the 'boyz' have fun :D

[flvegan]

46. Funny how nobody's noticed that your undies don't fit like theirs do.

Uh...oops. Sorry.

[flvegan]

25. Dammit! Where's the cooler? Bein' a man is thirsty work.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. Hey we got plenty of beer! Ya wanna Stroh's?

[flvegan]

45. I have two hands...

[GOPisEvil]

26. What kind of doilies should I use on my coffee table?

:yoiks:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Hey let's kick this guy's ass!!

[GOPisEvil]

47. Oh, 'scuse me...umm...let's go open the hood and stare at the engine.

As long as we stare at it, it'll fix itself!

[flvegan]

28. Hey! *whistle* Look at this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4202356

Pillow fights! I'm gonna go watch!

[matcom]

31. notice who 'snuck' in first?

:P

[flvegan]

43. Well done.

You are the master.

[mongo]

38. Free porn for everyone!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

48. Hey mongo! That's a good name!

[Lilith Velkor]

99. I came for the porn.

Hope y'all don't mind beer for breakfast. *buuuurp*

[ZombieNixon]

41. Spits, flexes, noisily expels gas from both ends...

Grunt.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

50. You like camping?

[ZombieNixon]

78. Camping?

I LIVE outdoors. I never go in the house. Bathing? Toilets? Hygiene? Bah!

[In_The_Wind]

49. *lurking*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. Hey babycakes! GO get me some breakfast.

[In_The_Wind]

56. Sure thing Darlin'

now - what would you like ....

[Wapsie B]

51. As long as there's plenty of beer

and a place to take a leak behind the barn I'm in. ;-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

54. So what kind of sports you like? *phooey*

[texas1928]

53. I stole a backhoe...

who wants to dig holes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

55. Hey wait! Another man owned it! Let's take up a collection and

pay him! Then we can dig holes!!

[texas1928]

59. NAH

It was a halliburton one.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

63. HAAAAA! Even the cops don't care if you stole it from them!!!

:rofl:

[Parrcrow]

57. grunt 'yo!'

:toast:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. Hey! How ya doin'?

[Parrcrow]

64. can't complain

but I wouldn't complain if I had an arrow through my head. It aint manly.

How's things with you?

[TK421]

60. Hi C.G! GGRRRRRRR

[Crazy Guggenheim]

65. *fart* Hey TK421! So why does a man call himself TK421. Is your

first name Todd? That's a good guy's name!

[TK421]

67. No, it's Mark actually *burps and farts and scratches nuts*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

70. *loud burp* Good name!

[TK421]

77. *loud, smelly fart* Thanks! Whats yours? Don't say Crazy

[Crazy Guggenheim]

81. Frank Fontaine.

[TK421]

88. My favorite brother-in-laws name is Frank. *picks booger and examines it*

[texas1928]

71. That is the poor Storm troopers ID number whose suit Luke uses

when they are on the Death Star.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

75. I didn't know that!! Good movie!

[TK421]

86. That would be the one, yes. What it comes down to is all of us are just

a number

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

61. "Men are here. We make fire. Cook meat."

"Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

66. Around here you would!! Just don't pee on the meat! LOL.

[Beer Snob-50]

62. rented a chainsaw this weekend and

cut down 4 trees in my yard,and later today....i,m gonna split some wood!!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

68. Grrrr. Gonna split the wood with an ax!! Good!

[Beer Snob-50]

91. NEVER USE THOSE WUSSY

automatic splitters!!! ax, wedge, YES!!!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

69. Brazilian manly men don't grill hamburgers in their barbecues.

Therefore, you are less manly men. You got a problem with it?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

73. Well they grill meat so that's ok!

[flvegan]

74. How many is a Brazilian?

sounds like a lot.

[khashka]

104. It's more than a million

One more Brazilian and somebody gets hurt. And I mean you, CG.

Khash.

[Fox Mulder]

72. *spits* *farts* Yo.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

76. Fox! How are you?

[Fox Mulder]

83. Yo.

What's up man? I'm fine here.

*scratches balls*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

79. One of you men hold down the fort for me. I gotta make a beer run!

[flvegan]

80. We need ice, too!

Maybe some sort of "jerked meat" product for matcom...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

82. I'll get all of it!

[HughBeaumont]

Think Ah'm gonner rip 'part my basement. YEAH!

That is, after I watch some college football and spend 14 hours at the bar.

Hang on . . .

* adjust *

. . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH. Much better.

Damn, look at th' ASS on that one.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

87. Grrr.

[HughBeaumont]

89. Fuckin' cut myself shaving . . . WITH A HATCHET!!!

and without water.

Hang on . . .

* adjust *

. . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Much better.

Tell ya, brother . . . those fuckers over at free republic got NOTHIN' on our women. Yeah.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

90. Grrr. Damn right! Whaddya-know about shaving knives?

[HughBeaumont]

92. This is what I'm shavin with -

LeftyMom just walked by. Hang on . . .

* adjust adjust adjust *

. . . er . . . yeah. . . much better.

[flvegan]

93. Didya whistle at her?

Chicks dig that.

[HughBeaumont]

94. Nah. Howled at her 'nstead.

*burp* Like a matin' call. Think ahm in luv . . .

[flvegan]

96. She's a looker

bet she dug the howl, too. Chicks love that shit.

[HughBeaumont]

98. Damn straight *adjust *

Know what else they like? Winkin'!

'Course, that's what got me tear-gassed by some chick named fleabert . . .

[LeftyMom]

103. OMG!

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

106. It's the rusty knife, ain't it?

Yeah, Ah still got it . . .

hang on . . .

* MAJOR adjust *

. . . much better.

[Meatwad]

84. *scratches* Yo dude.

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

85. Grrr. Yo Meat!

[ScreamingMeemie]

95. Excuse me.....can you point me to the little girls' room???

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

97. Right here babycakes! Where's my breakfast?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4202356&mesg_id=4202356

[no name no slogan]

101. HEY EVERYBODY!!! Pull my finger.

n/t

[HughBeaumont]

102. Last time ah did that, I threw up in mah Tony Lamas!

Pass the Steak Fanatics pizza, damn it.

[kwassa]

105. I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire,

I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire,
I got a cobra snake for a necktie,
I got a brand new house by the road side,
Made out of rattlesnake hide.
I got me a chimney made on top,
Made from a human skull,
Now come on, take a little walk with me,
Now who do you love?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

108. What a man!

[ronnykmarshall]

107. Hey girlfriend!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

109. OW! I'm going blind!

[HughBeaumont]

110. Ah bet no one's ever THOUGHT about fuckin' THAT!

Kinda looks like my Uncle Fister after drinkin' too much rotgut.

[KitchenWitch]

111. I fart in your general direction

[Crazy Guggenheim]

113. Go to the kitchen and fix me something.

[KitchenWitch]

115. You are sleeping on the couch, Mister!

:P

[Crazy Guggenheim]

117. Screw that! I'm going camping with my buddies!! See ya later!

[KitchenWitch]

119. I am changing the locks then

Your stuff will be in garbage bags on the lawn, or better yet, I am selling your stuff on eBay!

[Lilith Velkor]

114. Hi CG!

:hi:

Are you the guy who posts the LOUD THREADS!?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

116. YEAH THAT'S ME!

[Lilith Velkor]

118. FUCKING AWESOME!!

This thread is getting loud. And THAT'S MANLY!!! AAAAR!

[no name no slogan]

120. Turn your head and cough please

[meegbear]

121. Wow! I feel so rugged!

MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN! MEN!

[ZombieNixon]

122. I'm back!!!

From my mid-afternoon open-mouthed, spit spewing, beer-induced power nap and grope-fest adventures!!!

[kwassa]

123. Now, where's that damn remote???

It should always be IN MY HAND.

[BreweryYardRat]

124. *grunt* *growl*

Let's go kick some ass!

[kanrok]

125. I'll respond after I get done scratching my crotch