OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!BREAKING INDICTMENT NEWS!!!!!!!!

[Taverner]

We're still waiting ;)

Awwww come on - this is the Lounge

[Dinger]

1. Stop, Or I'll Do The Same

Wonder if you'll get any "fuck you's"?

[Taverner]

2. Oh undoubtedly

But you know, I am asking for it...

[Dinger]

3. True

:evilgrin:

[swimboy]

4. Hey!

Fuck you!!!


:evilgrin:

[underpants]

5. Tom Delay walks into a bar...

That's all I have so far.

Any help is greatly appreciated

[driver8]

6. DeLay says to the bartender, "Give me a drink".

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve lying, cheating, stealing, money laundering pieces of shit."

That's all I have so far...

[swimboy]

8. So the proctologist says to the exterminator . . .

[texas1928]

7. You would think he would have seen the whole row of bars in front of him.

I mean he is in a jail cell.

[johnnie]

9. There ya go

Tom Delay walks into a bar and his cellmate says "Hey you idiot, that door is locked". End of joke.

[0007]

10. Tom DeLay walks into a bar and the bartender immediately

gives Tom a cork from a wine bottle. Tom sez what's this! The bartender sez it's you're new butt plug.

[driver8]

21. Oh man...that's funny!! Good one! n/t

[SIU_Blue]

17. Tom Delay walks into a bar...

...it's one of 15 that make up the front of his new front door.

:toast:

[billyskank]

11. Oh GOD - somebody post the brazillion joke PLEASE!

Save us!!

[KitchenWitch]

16. Where the fuck is Crazy Guggenheim when you need him!

damned IT people!

:popcorn:

[bigwillq]

12. You got me on this one.

Bad, Taverner, bad!:spank: :hi:

[lumberingbear]

13. GRRRRRRR !!!

mumble, mumble, mumble

[Texasgal]

14. Hey Tav~

Fuck you! :P

:loveya:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

15. Don't know you from Adam.... but just to keep up the...

... high level of responses....

Fuck you

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

18. KKarl Rove walk into a bar . . .

and Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[slybacon9]

19. Hitler

[tallahasseedem]

20. I think a lot of people at GD...

need to chill the hell out. We have been waiting five years for something to take down this administration, we can certainly wait a few more days.

[driver8]

22. Exactly! I am so sick of seeing posts titled, "I think today is the day!"

It will happen when it happens...it isn't like these criminals are going to run and hide. Fitz knows where to find them.