"The DUers' Song (Fitzmas Don't Be Late)"

[Pab Sungenis]

"All right, you DUers! Ready to sing your song?"

"I'll say we are!"

"Yeah! Let's sing it now!"

"Okay, Matcom?"

"Okay!"

"Okay, Catwoman?"

"Okay!"

"Okay, Underpants?...Underpants?...UNDERPANTS!"

"O-KAY!"

Fitzmas time is almost here!
Time for indictments and cheer!
They've been bad, but we can't last!
Hurry, Fitzmas! Hurry fast!
Want Scooter Libby in the coop!
--I want Rove out of the loop! --Underpants!
--And Cheney, too, would be so great!
Please Fitzmas, don't be late!

"Okay, fellas, get ready. That was very good, Matcom."

"Naturally!"

"Very good, Catwoman!"

"Tee hee hee!"

"Underpants, you're...UNDERPANTS! STOP THAT!"

"OKAY!"

If you indict Bush, we will cheer!
--We've waited for five long years! --UNDERPANTS!
--Indict them all! That would be great!
Please Fitzmas, don't be late!