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Tue Oct-25-05 03:56 PM
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Help I need Funny Epithets |
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for a graveyard I'm making for Halloween .
Got any ideas ?
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:00 PM
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1. Disney had some good ones at the Haunted Mansion |
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wish I could remember them.
Here lies dear old Ned a great big rock fell on his head.
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:02 PM
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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 04:02 PM by ohiosmith
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:06 PM
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4. LOL - You mean epitaphs |
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Epithets are names you call someone, like idiot or cuckoobananas.
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Tue Oct-25-05 05:13 PM
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10. Crap , yeah I meant epitaphs |
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:06 PM
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I think you mean 'epitaphs'
An epithet would be something like 'd*ckbrain,' 's*iteater,' 'poo-filled-bag-of-skin,' etc.
But those would be pretty funny on a tombstone, too...
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:06 PM
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Karl Rove, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Tom Delay, Jack Abramhoff, Judy Miller.
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:11 PM
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7. Here are a couple from old New England graveyards. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 04:14 PM by Old Broad
Under the sod And under the trees Lies the body of Johnathan Peas
He is not here There is only the pod Peas shelled out And went to God.
And this one must refer to some medical precursor to Alka Seltzer:
Here lies the body of Susan Lowder Who burst while drinking Seidlitz Powder
Gone to her home and her heavenly rest She should have waited till it effervesced.
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:12 PM
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8. I rather liked this one |
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Born 1903 - Died 1922 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
If you type "funny epitaphs" into your search engine, it comes up with a few.
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Tue Oct-25-05 04:13 PM
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Here lies of Lester Moore Killed by a blast from a forty four
No Les No Moore
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Tue Oct-25-05 05:15 PM
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"Here lies Ann Mann Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann"
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Tue Oct-25-05 08:11 PM
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Mr.Ed, Lassie, Red Baron, Jaws, Rin Tin Tin, Felix
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Tue Oct-25-05 08:27 PM
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13. ok and so easy to find.......... |
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Edited on Tue Oct-25-05 08:30 PM by Breeze54
Here lies John Yeast, Pardon me for not rising.
-------------------------- Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake, Stepped on the gas instead of the brake!
-------------------------------------- Here lies Lester Moore, Four slugs from a forty-four. No Les, No Moore.
--Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone Ariz.
----------------------------------------------- Here lies an atheist, All dressed up and, No place to go.
--------------------------------------------- Clark Gable: Back to silents.
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I TOLD you I was sick! --Epitaph of a hypochondriac.
----------------------------------------------------- Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.
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Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City, Kansas --- Here lies the body of Arkansas Jim.
We made the mistake, But the joke's on him.
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Larne, Ireland - On a hanged sheep stealer
Here lies the body of
Thomas Kemp.
Who lived by wool
and died by hemp.
Bletchley, Bucks, England
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He got a fish-bone in his throat
and then he sang an angel note.
Schenectady, New York
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On a Coal-miner
Gone Underground For Good
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On an Auctioneer:
Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828
Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!
1876
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On a waiter:
Here lies the body of
Detlof Swenson.
Waiter.
God finally caught his eye.
April 10, 1902
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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. not screaming........ like the passengers in his car.
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