Seriously. Does anyone have more range than Patrick Swayze?

[slybacon9]

Ghost.
Dance instructor.
Bouncer.
Drag Queen.
Child Molester.
Insurgent.
Post apocolyptic warrior.

Swayze people. Swayze. Get on the Swayze Bus to Swayze Land. Come on and take a free ride...

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Don't forget motivational speaker/kiddie porn ring leader

[slybacon9]

3. yeah that's right

not child molester... kiddie porn ring leader

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. What movie was THAT?

[Enraged_Ape]

12. Donnie Darko (n/t)

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Donnie Darko...damn fine film

[Shell Beau]

2. I'll pass! Thanks for the offer though.

:P

[KG]

4. draft Swayze!

[Enraged_Ape]

5. Hey, he was good in Donnie Darko

As the motivational speaker / pervert.

[DrZeeLit]

6. Wow! I didn't know he was in Donnie Darko.

I cop to being a "Dirty Dancing" stalker -- I think I watched that movie 5 times in the theatre... I paid to see it 5 times. OMG... I was an idiot.

But...

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!

[In_The_Wind]

8. How Could You Forget ROAD HOUSE !!!

[peekaloo]

10. Do you know a sequel is in the works?

I'm crapping you negative. Road House 2: Last Call


End times my friend.

[In_The_Wind]

16. Holy Shit!

www.themovieblog.com/archives/2005/07/roadhouse_2.html

Oh No ...

I hate sequels ...

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. Bouncer was mentioned. I can't believe how much play that movie gets on

cable.

[Az]

9. Johnny Depp

Soldier
Rebel
Freakish monster created in a lab
Idiot Savant
Caring brother
Outlandish film director with issues
Psychiatric patient with delusions of grandeuor
Wanted man on the run taking a detour through a strange universe
Victim forced to kill
Undercover mob informant
Native American
Coked out reporter
Demonic investigator
Odd Astronaut
Scientist peering into the paranormal
Gypsy rogue
Victorian era Detective
Drug dealer
Pirate
Corrupt CIA agent
Troubled Author
Silly Author finding the inner child in all of us
17th century poet
Willy Wonka
Involuntary Necrophiliac

[Truebrit71sbruv]

14. I'll take your Johnny Depp and raise you...

...a Jean-Claude Van Damme...

I mean... just look at HOW MANY different ways he finds of playing EXACTLY the same role in so many varied film genres!

[slybacon9]

19. Swayze.

Roller skater bad boy.
Underprivleged youth.
Outsider.
Broadway dancer.
(besides above mentioned)

Vietnam War vet.
Hippie.
Demolition Derby Driver.
Civil War General.
Hockey Player.
prodigal son.
Cop.
Vigilante Surfer.
Doctor without Border.
Father/Hood.
Pecos fucking Bill.
Good Samaritan.
Ex Con trucker.
Gunnery Seargent.
Knight in the Crusades
Allan Quartermain.
Adulterer.
Cartoon Dog.

Cartoon Dog. Was Depp a Cartoon Dog? I don't think so.

Depp sold out. He does all the mainstream movies. Swayze is underground.




(Johnny, if you are listening, I'm kidding. I love you)

[indigo32]

Kevin Kline

nuff said

[Az]

15. Well he was the pirate king

And considering my avatar that carries some weight.

[Name removed]

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[flvegan]

18. On SNL, with Farley...doing the Chippendale audition skit

total riot. Swayze with all his feathered hair, Farley with all his...Farleyness...