Hey Mister. A warning to dads with daughters.

[Dave Reynolds]

Hey mister I really like your daughter
I'd like to eat her like ice cream,
Maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey mister on your way to work,
In your Volvo, suit and tie
We'll be crawling in your bed soon,
Messing around, maybe getting high.

Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Hey mister I really like your daughter
when I'm horny like thirsty she's a bottle of water
hey mister, how'd it get so bad
you raised her so well now she's calling me daddy
in the back seat naked of her new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift for high school graduation
Its not what you did, its not what you didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it

Its not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

Na na na na na...
na na na na na...
na na na na na
hahahahahaha

(Rap Part)
I eat all the food in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long distance too
Do breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call home late from work tell your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did, It's not what ya didn't
God gave her the perfect body now I'm all up in it
It's not she's a tramp, its not she's not pure
she just likes getting her fuck on and its a good one of that I'm sure

I can't lie I have to tell the truth
Man to man mister it's a total spoof
Your daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When I'm done with her
She'll do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Is this a rap song? Or something by Pete Townsend?

[Dave Reynolds]

4. It is only research.

Really. Just....research.

[Taverner]

2. Is that a Bloodhound Gang tune?

sounds like it :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

6. I'm not sure who does it,

I heard it on the radio on the way to work and it cracked me up.

[ghostsofgiants]

11. It's by a dude named Custom...basic one-hit wonder case

[evlbstrd]

3. You bastard.

I gotta go find my daughter.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. Be careful of what you seek.

Knock first, anyway....

Just kiddin'!! Put down the knife!!!!!

[evlbstrd]

14. Whew!

Thanks for pulling me back.

[Metta]

5. Grace Slick said, "The purpose of rock n roll is to make your parents

throw up."

[Dave Reynolds]

8. It failed in that respect for me,

when as a teen my mother loved AC/DC, and in turn when my stepkids would put something in the CD player I had them turn it up. With the exception of Kriss Kross, which became "lost".

[tigereye]

17. if that's the case then

I'm in big trouble, since my 9 year old is always telling me my punk nostalgia music is "too loud." God knows what kind of music he will listen to when puberty hits!

[Elidor]

9. BWA-! I gotta hear that!

omfg.

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Rather catchy tune,

played on a Detroit alternative station. I have no idea who it is by.

[Elidor]

15. It's called Hey Mister, by Custom

Still trying to track down a copy...

[seemunkee]

10. I'll KEEEL you

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Honest ossifer,

she said she was 18!

[marzipanni]

16. A mind is a terrible thing to waste