Things you have never said to Shelly Winters.

[Rabrrrrrr]

The topic is, again, Things you have never said to Shelly Winters.

I will go first:

I have never said, "Get that ocelot of out of my pudding you deranged Pike-eating Iditerod-fetishist!"

[antigone382]

1. You've never said that to Shelly Winters? What planet are you from?

I thought everyone had said that.

[Atlas Mugged]

2. "It's just flour!!!"

[meegbear]

19. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

Am I the only other person who gets this?

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. I sure don't get it

So I think you are the only one... at least in the set of people that is S={Rabrrrrrr,meegbear} you are the only one.

[meegbear]

26. A Joan Rivers joke ...

Q: How do you fuck Shelley Winters?
A: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Of course! I have heard that one,

long, long, long time ago...

[Miss Marmelstein]

3. Shelly....

who was the biggest ham in The Mad Room...you or Stella Stevens?

[Dave Reynolds]

4. A little more to the left....

ooooh yeah...

[sundog]

5. I really liked your performance in Tentacles Ms. Winters

[Tikki]

6. OMG...under that post floating around earlier "Most underrated actor"...

...ever...I was going to pick ...Shelly Winters...but then, I got tired.


Tikki

[EstimatedProphet]

7. "I can't jerk it that way! It'll come off!"

I hereby state that I have never said that to Shelley Winters.

[Az]

8. You gonna eat that?

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. LOL

Good one!

[Elidor]

10. Shelly, you ignorant slut

Hopping from bed to bed with anybody you please...

[Left Is Write]

11. I've said everything there is to say to Shelly Winters.

We talk a lot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Really?

You even said "Look, Wilma Wussbottom was the hottest pin up girl of the civil war, and you can know this by the evidence provided on the ankle bracelets worn by the masons of the south that were so popular in 1863, and if you don't believe me you can take a stick of bologna and pretend it's Aldous Huxley's clubfoot, because you know I'm right, I know you do, and you have to admit it, finally, before you can find healing you myopic whooperwill rapist."?

I bet you haven't said that at all.

[Az]

13. I didn't say that to Shelley Winters, but

I did mention that to Angelina Jolie in passing the other day while we were playing a game of free association.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Well, sure, everyone's said it to Angelina.

But Left is Write hasn't said it to Shelly Winters, that's my point.

[Left Is Write]

15. You're right. I didn't say that.

I said salami, not bologna.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. See? I knew it!

:nyah:

:P

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

16. "Shazbot."

[HughBeaumont]

17. "How did Jane Fonda taste?"

[LaraMN]

18. I loved you in "Pete's Dragon!"

[Shell Beau]

20. You are missing an "e" in the spelling of your name!

That is what I would say to her.

[kwassa]

22. What a glamorous woman you are, Shelley!

[Cannikin]

23. I love the way your wet dress clung to you in Poseidon Adventure

[ronnykmarshall]

24. She just had a heart attack ...

and also she's a very nice woman. I've met her.

Carry on.

[Texasgal]

25. "I'm going next,....in case old fat-ass gets stuck, I won't be behind her.

LOL