DUers, I need your prayers

[HEyHEY]

Ya see, the lotto 649 is up to $40 million and I've bought a ticket. I could really use the money... you know.... to help worthy causes and shit.
I'm not religious, so if there IS a god, god would be pissed that I only called on him when I needed to win the lotto. ANd I wouldn't want to be seen as using god.
So whoever has pull with Big Al, or God, or Buhdda, or whoever... just put in a good word for me.
If you help me and I win I'll fly you somewhere cool.

[hickman1937]

1. And I'll hold you to that.

:P

[HEyHEY]

2. Then let's see some prayin'!

[hickman1937]

7. The prayer was implied.

Part of the bargain.:P

[HEyHEY]

8. Implying don't win lottos! I need to see it dammit!

[hickman1937]

9. Well then dammit you'll have to be in Michigan about 2am tonight.

Or take my word for it. Pick.

[Deja Q]

3. Right now I need to save mine for myself...

:cry:

Maybe posthumously. :7

[Lavender Brown]

4. only if you in turn pray for me to win tonight's Megamillions jackpot

It would be especially miraculous, as I have not bought a ticket. :silly:

[HEyHEY]

6. Maybe god digs teamwork?

[LeftyMom]

I'm an athiest

but if you get me plane tickets to Floriduh out of your winnings I'll pray to whoever you want. :D

[Iris]

5. get this woman to pray for you

http://www.fox.com/home.htm

(trading spouses!)

on edit - and I'll put in a few words for you, too. However, hers may trump mine since she's a "Godly Woman" and all.

[hickman1937]

22. I'm pretty sure she's got a different god.

Sounds like a Baal worshiper.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Consider it done...

But if you win, rather than flying me somewhere, just pay off my student loans and future university tuition.

[hunter]

11. And buy me a beer too?

Okay.

[HEyHEY]

13. Two beers!

[JVS]

12. God told me that he will not let you win.

He said that you need to be more in tune with his suffering on the cross, and that instead of sending you lotto victory, he plans for a large rock to fall on you sometime in the future to put you in a world of hurt. Other than that he just said to say hello for him.

[HEyHEY]

14. Well, that hardly seems fair

[JVS]

15. Would it be fair to all the others if he let you win?

Besides, the whole dropping a large rock on you is supposed to be for your own good.

[HEyHEY]

16. Tell god I'll buy him anything he wants

[JVS]

18. Now he's insulted by your arrogance of offering him anything.

He says that he's becoming tempted to smite you! I'd quit while ahead if I were you.

[tigereye]

20. yeah we should pray so you can win the lottery

only if you buy a big cruise ship, or something.

[Floogeldy]

17. I promise to pray if you promise to pay me $10,000 when you win.

;)

[democracyindanger]

19. Cut to

a dozen DUers huddling for warmth on a frozen Greenland airstrip, watching HEyHEy's Gulfstream head for St. Croix.

[sundog]

21. sending good vibes prayers karma & all that shit

[swag]

23. I'll hold a moist wish for you in my spiritual bosom.

[Taxloss]

24. Yours for ... ooooh ... $150,000.

And that's my final offer.