(Dial-up warning) My gift to all the straight women, gay men and DUers of

[Heidi]

diverse sexual orientations. Bon appetit, my friends!

[In_The_Wind]

1. Hubba hubba!

[Heidi]

2. I'd certainly call that image "art," wouldn't you, Joan? (nt)

[In_The_Wind]

8. Without a doubt ~ State Of The Art !

express delivery please no uniform necessary


that might be enough motivation for me to sketch again



if there is any time for that kind of thing ...

[Heidi]

9. Go for it, Joani! Break out the sketch pad

and vine charcoal, and get messy! :thumbsup:

[In_The_Wind]

14. charcoals, pastels, ink and wash

I played with all of them over 25 years ago.

I may have way too much time on my hands this winter and that would be a way of staying busy and out of trouble at the same time.
Who knows what I'll find to keep me busy until it's Trike Season again.

[bridgit]

3. there he is, and already has a ring-in-nose better to lead him...

this way methinks :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

4. A man that perfect wouldn't even have to be led,

I'm guessin'. :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

5. Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more...

Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy,
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leafy.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.

Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.

if there were ever a group-of-creature required leading it is men :rofl:

[Heidi]

15. After gazing at Nekkid Lenny for so long, I'm gonna excuse myself

to have a cigarette on the patio. Brigit, would you keep an eye on this thread and ID all members at the door? ;)

[bridgit]

16. ma'am, yes ma'am, Heidi...

:patriot: :rofl: :loveya:

[bridgit]

17. oh, and um...take a little puff for me...

:blush:

[Heidi]

18. Bad girl. You prolly want a bite of this Snickers, too,

dontcha? :rofl:

[bridgit]

19. trade'ja some...

[BreweryYardRat]

6. Damn my curiosity...

Man, I should have heeded the thread title and not poked my nose in.

[Heidi]

7. Even as a straight man, you value true beauty, don't you?

:popcorn:

[BreweryYardRat]

11. I'm gay for David Hewlett.

That's my idea of true male beauty.

True female beauty comes in too many flavors to pick just one.

[Heidi]

12. Agreed: Hewlett is cute.

And about the beauty thing, I find most people attractive in some way. We're on the same page about "too many flavors" to pick just one. :thumbsup:

[peacefreak]

10. Heidi, what a kind generous person you are.

Nice way to start the day!

[Heidi]

13. You're more than welcome.

I find nekkid Lenny more energizing than a Big Gulp Mountain Dew. :rofl:

[LaurenG]

20. Good looking Lenny

With or without coverings. :D

[Heidi]

21. Agreed, and kickin'. (nt)

[Heidi]

22. Kick for my beautiful-form-lovin' friends. (nt)

[khashka]

23. Thank you indeed, Heidi!

You always know how to cheer a boy up!


Khash.

[Heidi]

34. I'll cheer ya up some more.

Mr. Heidi has registered at DU under the username Call Me Wesley (inside joke, re his term of endearment to me: "Good job, Ensign Crusher.) Since all of my Trotsky texts have been gifts from Mr. Heidi, I think you'll like him a lot, Khash. I'll formally introduce him tomorrow morning before I go off for an all-day meeting, and leave him in the able hands of my Lounge friends. You be nice, okay? :evilgrin:

[khashka]

45. I'm rarely nice

but I'll try really hard to be for Mr. Heidi.

So may I be the first to welcome him and give him a :hug:? Anyone who is alright by you is alright by us :)

Khash.

[Heidi]

48. Are you sure you wanna stay gay or diverse?

Cuz I love ya, and like ya, and, you know, all. :blush:

[JimmyJazz]

24. um...thank you.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

27. can I join you in there?

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

28. The THREE of us?????

Hell, yeah! :evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

29. Now thats my kind of thinking!

:evilgrin::spank:

[Heidi]

40. Hey, I want in on that!

:blush:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

43. hell yea!

:grouphug: in the shower

[Heidi]

35. Yeah, JJ, I was chain-smokin' after 10 minutes alone with that image

of Lenny. :blush:

[JimmyJazz]

50. I'm sorry, I can barely read your post through all the smoke

coming from my computer. :o

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Too bad the guy writes lyrics like a somewhat gifted first grader.

"I wish I could fly
So very high
Like a dragonfly..."

"She makes me feel good,
Like a real woman should..."

I'd like to see a fat ugly guy get away with lyrics like that.

[JimmyJazz]

31. He writes? Damn. Next thing you'll be telling me is that he

speaks English. x(

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Rumor has it that he has bad breath.

I knew some women in New Orleans who had "been with" him after one of his shows there, and they said his mouth smelled like a coffin.

[Heidi]

41. You know what, RKy . . . I've seen your photo, bubba . . .

and you're one of DU's _finest_, Mr. Cute Brainy Square-Jawed Guy Guy. I don't wanna hear reports about your breath, though. Just sayin'. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

44. My breath smells like an burning oil derrick!

Because I'm HOT HOT HOT, baby!

No, I'm kidding.

And I'm aslo kidding about those groupies who said Lenny has bad breath.

They actually said he doesn't wash his private parts, but that's neither here nor there....:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

46. Well, honey, I have the super-woman power

of being able to look and enjoy from thousands of miles away with engaging olfactory imagination. Lucky me, huh?

:* :hug:

[RandomKoolzip]

47. Me too!

I's just funnin' witcha....

[Heidi]

49. If you weren't so smart and cute,

and if my dark side weren't beige, I'd probably slap you around. Smooch. Gotta go eat dinner with my mother-in-law. Pity me, wouldja?

[Heidi]

36. I understand completely, RKz.

But you've gotta admit, "Stillness of Heart" expresses a lot of what we're about.

Stillness of Heart
by Lenny Kravitz

I’m out here on the street
There’s no one left to meet
The things that were so sweet
No longer move my feet
But I keep trying
I keep on trying

All that I want is
Stillness of heart
So I can start
To find my way
Out of the dark
And into your heart

I got more than I can eat
A life that can’t be beat
Yet still I feel this heat
I’m feeling incomplete
What am I buying?
My soul is crying

All that I want is
Stillness of heart
So I can start
To find my way
Out of the dark
And into your heart

Where’s the love?
What is this world we live in?
Where’s the love ?
We’ve got to keep on giving
Where’s the love ?
What happened to forgiving ?
Anyone ?

All that I want is
Stillness of heart
So I can start
To find my way
Out of the dark
And into your heart

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. Oh Heidi

You seem to know the ways to my heart! :loveya: and him ;)

[Heidi]

39. My tastes are eclectic . . .

but I know what I like. :evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

30. Wow. Seriously-- he's not hot, he's beautiful!

wow. wow. wow. :wow:

[Heidi]

37. And guess what, gf?

He gave a concert on the Piazza Grande just across the lake from me this past July, and old 42-year-old chick that I am, I bought a six-pack of Corona, and sat on our bedroom balcony with my sketchbook and spent a good two hours just listenin'. That was one of those special evenings, lemme tell ya. :thumbsup:

[LaraMN]

42. NO! No way! Oh that would be a "life moment!"

After I had my first son, we didn't have money to spare on extras like music and entertainment, and for about three years I didn't buy a single CD. The first one I bought after that length of time was "5." My son heard that album SO many times, he's probably ruined on Lenny Kravitz forever. That man is a genre of music all on his own.

[GreenPartyVoter]

32. I love Lenny

[Heidi]

38. I love his looks.

I don't know much about his heart, but he seems headed in the right (LEFT) direction. :thumbsup:

[NV Whino]

51. Okay, that does it.

I'm moving to Switzerland.

[Heidi]

52. Ha!

Come on over, NV Whino! I'll roll out the Ticino Merlot and Bianco Merlot for ya! :thumbsup:

[NV Whino]

53. What? No Pinot?