A little levity: Top Ten Signs Your Supreme Court Nominee Is Not Qualified

[Richardo]

From Letterman's "Top Ten Contest" from LateNight viewers.

Pretty funny stuff. #7 is my favorite.
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10. Snickers every time somebody mentions the word "briefs"
Dave S., Ankeny, LA

9. Was lead counsel for plantiff in case of Great Taste v. Less Filling
Michael B., Carmel Valley, CA

8. Uses judicial gavel to break open walnuts during press conference
Ed S., Torrance, CA

7. Thinks Thurgood Marshall is the rich dude on "Gilligan's Island" :rofl:
Michael P., St., John's

6. Her most valued legal resource? Seasons 4-7 of "Law & Order" on DVD
Terry A., San Francisco, CA

5. During press conference announces she's looking forward to working with judges Judy, Joe Brown and Wapner
Dan B., Millbroo, AL

4. Never heard of Roe vs. Wade, but did see "Kramer vs. Kramer"
Mike S., Spokane, WA

3. Once recommended pardon for woman who shot J.R. Ewing
Matthew S., Longmeadow, MA

2. She's trying to overturn Alien vs. Predator
Robert H., Huntingdon, PA

1. Law school diploma signed by Judge Judy
Ben N., Columbus, OH

[GOPisEvil]

1. Oh, those are good!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Nice!

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. 11. Thinks George W. Bush is the "Best Governor Ever"

:rofl::puke:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

My fav-

2. She's trying to overturn Alien vs. Predator
Robert H., Huntingdon, PA

[terrya]

5. I wish it had actually been me that came up with #6

Of course, I don't live in San Francisco. :-)

These are all great! Very funny, Richardo!

[Richardo]

6. Hey I didn't notice that...

WTG, terrya's doppelganger! :thumbsup: