The Fitz Situation-- I have it on GOOD authority,

[LaraMN]

(meaning: I made it up,) that 92 indictments will be handed down at 3:37 p.m. (CDT,) presented in the form of naked singing telegrams. Sit by your front door and wait, as your city will have enormous trucks with plasma screens mounted atopt them, driving through neighborhoods bradcasting the event(s). They will not be aired on regular networks. This is what God told me. (That, and I must buy those metallic knee boots I saw, for the good of my country.) That is all.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. So: CST, is that the same as CDT or is it EDT?

Or are you just trying to confuse me????

[LaraMN]

2. CDT sorry. typo. Can't mess up those important details, with everyone

worked into a near-homicidal frenzy over the impending news! :rofl:

[WCGreen]

3. Metalic knee boots....

Yep!

[LaraMN]

4. They're in a catalog on my coffee table.

I keep looking at them. They just want to be loved-- I can feel it. I need to bring them home.

[WCGreen]

5. You could polish them every night....

[LaraMN]

6. and they'd have lots of friends, including

black high-heeled knee boots, black REALLY high-heeled ones, white go-go's, tan suede-y ones, pink furry ones, and a few other miscellaneous odd-colored pairs. They'd be very happy here.

[WCGreen]

9. Now you have driven me to distraction.....

The black really high heeled ones......

[LaraMN]

12. They hurt really bad. I wore them to work one evening

when I worked at a department store and after an hour, I thought I was going to die. It felt like I was having charlie horses in my arches.

[dolo amber]

7. I am always at the ready for

patriotic shoe-buying. Please let me know if I may be of assistance. :patriot:

[Maddy McCall]

8. LMFAO!

:rofl:

But, one question. Could you ask God if Cheney will be among those charged? :P

[LaraMN]

11. Um... I lost the Magic-8 Ball through which he communicates with me,

If I find it, I'll ask him.

[JimmyJazz]

10. OMG! Thank you for the update!

:tinfoilhat:

[LaraMN]

14. Just doing my patriotic duty!

:patriot:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Wow, this is such an important bulletin, my dear LaraMN!

I'm so glad I happened to come by today ........

Gotta keep up with what's happening......




:rofl:

[Orsino]

15. I knew it!

I called it , I tell ya.

[JimmyJazz]

16. I think the mods should move this to LBN!

[LaraMN]

19. That's what I was thinking,

but I figured they wouldn't want to modify the subtle connotations of location and risk altering the products of my divine intellectual property.

[LSK]

17. did you hear the latest?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5178204&mesg_id=5178239

[LaraMN]

18. I KNEW THAT!

The eight ball told ME first! I was just trying not leak it. Too potentially explosive to just "toss out there." Some people have no scruples!