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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:18 PM
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I tried to join a ping-pong club.
The sign on the door said "all full up."

:(
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:57 PM
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1. Did you get nicked, fighting in the road?
I'll bet the judge didn't even know. :P



sorry - I have insomnia and am VERY slow on the uptake today. :(
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:58 PM
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2. I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip.
You won't know who came.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:00 PM
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3. Um...
WTF does that even mean? I think it's Strummerese for "pass the spliff and shuddup." :silly:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:03 PM
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6. I'm pretty sure he meant 'celluloid'.....
I think he's a peeping Tom with a camera?
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:14 PM
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10. oops - my typo. Again - I'm blaming it on the insomnia.
I'm a hurtin' pup.

I still much prefer "Complete Control" over "What's My Name?"
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:15 PM
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11. WMN is my favorite Clash song.
Well, that or "Cheapskates."
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:17 PM
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12. What? You are dead to me unless your favorite is
"Protex Blue" :P

Actually, if I had to pick an absolute favorite, it would be "If Music Could Talk" - I think it appears on side 23 of Sandinista :silly:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:01 PM
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4. What the hell is wrong with you?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:02 PM
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5. I'm not who I want to be.
:cry:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:09 PM
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7. My advice is to try some spot cream.
Can't hurt.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:10 PM
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8. I've tried it all.
Drives me up the wall.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:13 PM
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9. It didn't help Hariet Miers! n/t
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