My Vampire jokes thread...

[edbermac]

What does a vampire fear most?
Tooth decay

Where did the vampire open his savings account?
At a blood bank

Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula?
He's a pain in the neck.

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime?
"Mommy, turn off the switch. I'm afraid of the light!"

Why did the teacher send Dracula Jr. home?
Because he was coffin too much.

What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite ?
Veinilla !

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a cow?
A hamburger that bites back!

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