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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:03 PM
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My kid just mooned our dog.
:wtf:

She just got up off the couch, pulled her pants down, and mooned our little dog. For no apparent reason. She's now laughing maniacally about it.

Oh well, I've had a horrible day, and I am off tomorrow, so I am getting drunk. I apologize in advance if I post something stupid/offensive/vapid, etc.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:08 PM
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1. LOL...
I'm sorry I find that extremely amuzing.. I used to be a mooner myself.


Then I moved up to flashing penndot workers.. Last time I did that is when I was 17.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:09 PM
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3. Flashing PennDOT workers? Hmmmm...
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 06:11 PM by Bunny
I wish I'd have thought of that! At least, back when I had something worth flashing! :D

Hey, how's your new baby and when will you post a pic?
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:16 PM
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6. I still chuckle when I see one working.. but then I realize I have kids
and I dont feel like getting arrested !!!:)


He's doing great!! We named him Brayden. I dont have any recent pics, my camera had to be sent to fuji for repair! Here's a pic I took at birth tho.


He was born 8/9 5 lb 2 oz.. 36 weeks 6 days. I was due 8/31. He looks just like his father!

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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:19 PM
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7. OMG he's adorable! How peaceful he looks.
I would just love to give him a great big hug! You did good! :toast:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:22 PM
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13. I am guilty of spoiling him!
Thats all I do is cuddle with him. I even bought a sling off of ebay to carry him around with me :)
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:52 PM
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36. aw! How sweet!
and slings are very cool! I loved mine!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:20 PM
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10. Precious pic!
Congrats!
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:22 PM
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14. Thanks :)
He is precious :)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:09 PM
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2. LOL!!!!!
You think YOU'RE confused - what do you think the DOG is thinking?
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:11 PM
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4. The poor dog. Please, do NOT report us to the SPCA!
:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:11 PM
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5. Wonderful!
:rofl::spray:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:20 PM
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9. I'll drink to that!
Glug glug!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:19 PM
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8. Just as long as the dog doesn't start doing the humpy dance.
I'm just sayin'.
:eyes:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:21 PM
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11. Gadzooks - I never thought of that!
:scared:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:28 PM
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17. Story:
Miz t. and I were at daughter-and-family's and they have a brand new, adorable American Mastiff pup.

Miz t. was on the floor playing with our 3 year old grandson.
Boo-the-dog (Boo-droh, I don't know how the hell you spell it) started doing the humpy dance on any of Miz t.'s available appendages. Leg, arm, shoulder, thigh, knee, foot.

"GIT OFF, BOO! GO ON!! GITTT!!!
She was wearing a pink sweater.

Next day, she was wearing a black sweater and no more humpy dance.
He LIKES pink?
Who knows?
;-)
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:32 PM
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19. A dog that likes pink? That's so cool!
A mastiff is pretty big, though, isn't it? Poor Miz t.!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:34 PM
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22. Right now he's about the size of a full grown cocker spaniel,
but he's only 10 weeks old.
He's gaining 5 pounds a week.
Could go 200 lbs. when full grown.
Monster.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:36 PM
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24. Wow, now THAT's a big dog!
200 lbs??? *whistles in awe*
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:54 PM
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32. That would probably be "Beaudreau" or "Boudreau"
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 08:06 PM by fudge stripe cookays
My friend has an English bulldog named the same thing.

Not sure if hers likes pink, though.
fsc
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:21 PM
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12. Hilarious!
Be glad it wasn't the cat!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:23 PM
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15. Well, she wouldn't moon a cat more than once, would she?
:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:40 PM
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26. This is true...
:rofl:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:25 PM
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16. Heres a mooning story...
When I was pregnant with my daughter (middle) I was 22 at the time and my house was being gutted and rebuilt. My mom was sitting on the neighbors (my 70 yr old aunt) porch and I was upstairs in my house sweeping up debris. I look out and I figure shit they're not looking so I yank 'em down and moon my mom and my aunt.

Needless to say I got screamed at and my aunt couldnt stop laughing.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:32 PM
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20. You are too much!
:rofl:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:43 PM
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27. Heres another one lol
I told you I'm an ex-mooner.

Me and my ex were out having a happy 21 party at buffalo wild wings for me. So I cant tolerate liquor AT ALL and I like to get naked when I'm annhilated --reason why I dont get drunk.

I can only tolerate about 2 beers before I start getting tipsy. I had 2 or 3 real black and tans in the big tall glass, couple long island ice teas and a few shots. Needless to say I was OUT THERE.

We get in my jeep and his friend who didnt drink drove us all home.. I already mooned the security guy driving by with his lights on so my ex made me sit with him in the back.

I get totally naked and I rolled down the window and mooned all the cars and people at the eat and park outside of westmoreland mall (I think you know where that is) LOL! I was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. I mooned the jeep dealership and the whole 10 yards..

That was the last time he took me anywhere near alcohol.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:51 PM
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29. I know exactly which Eat N Park you mooned! HAHAHAHAHA!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:29 PM
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18. That reminds me of a mooning story
At the end of a 4 day, 40 mile long river rafting trip, the gang ran into the jet boats that go as far up the Rogue as they can from the ocean. They're noisy and disgusting and every time you could hear the fuckwit on the loudspeaker yell "AND THESE PEOPLE HAVE JUST BEEN THROUGH 40 MILES OF WHITEWATER!!!11!!" So this one gal, who took exception to being gawked at by a bunch of people who would never do anything like that, turned around, dropped trou and they got a full moon in the middle of the afternoon. The BLM was called and everyone played dumb on our end. "This is very serious" the BLM people said. They never saw her face and wanted us to give her up. Riiiiight. We never saw her bum, so how could we say? :)

It's good your kid picked someone who couldn't complain.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:34 PM
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21. They didn't demand ID photos of everyone's ass, or something?
That's funny! :D
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:49 PM
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28. I'm surprised
you know the federal gummint...they want ALL KINDS of ID!

:D
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:52 PM
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30. Isn't mooning a violation of the Patriot Act, or something?
:D
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:34 PM
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35. It was the late 70s
Pre Patriot act. I think if you paint a flag on your ass and voted for El Jefe, it's ok.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:56 PM
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37. ha ha ha
:rofl:

that's a very good story and rejoinder!

Have one for me, Bunny! :hi:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 07:22 PM
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31. I vaguely remember
a bunch of older people outside going INTO the restaurant since it was a friday night. I'm SURE they seen my untan white ass :rofl:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:34 PM
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23. Sometimes, when I'm not sober...
I like to ride with my buddies (sober driver, of course) and moon cars with Bush bumperstickers. :D
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 06:37 PM
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25. Well, who deserves it more?
B-)
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 08:14 PM
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33. Be Proud. She's bilingual.
:shrug:

Isn't that "hello" in dog language?
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 08:17 PM
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34. Well, if I did something like that, and spent more than one second
doing it, my dogs wouldn't exactly take it "lying down" if you get my drift.
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