Rate anything on a scale of one to ten

[Jed Dilligan]

Let's call Hitler a one and really great sex a ten... I'd like to hear your ratings.

Here's one: Dog farts, in general, are a 3, but sometimes dip into 2 territory.

[NYC Liberal]

1. Winter: Always a 1.

Both literally (in degrees) AND on the scale.

I HATE winter. :(

[Jed Dilligan]

2. Wow, down there with Hitler...

I'm not fond of winter myself. I always claim that it's colder in the winter in California than back east because the buildings aren't made for it. When the weather's in the low forties and you live in a vacation house from the forties... brrrrrrr

[NYC Liberal]

3. It is 47°F here. I want SUMMER!

:scared:

[hfojvt]

47. have you already forgotten summer?

The stifling heat, the soaking humidity, the bugs, the t-storms, all the grass to cut, and weeds everywhere, and flies, noseeums, mosquitos, gnats, and so on. Yuck. Summer is like a 3. When it warms up to 70 tomorrow or the next day, that will be a 9.

[qnr]

19. Winter 8 n/t

[GirlinContempt]

32. Winter=Hitler?

Look out Poland

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. A really terrific meal......

Between 8 and 9, I guess.....:shrug:

[Jed Dilligan]

6. My roast chicken

Is a ten. You should hear people eating it, it sounds like a sex orgy with chewing.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: A sex orgy with CHEWING! Now there's an image for you......

Good one!

I see you're fitting right in here...Welcome again!

It's fun talking with you.....

[Jed Dilligan]

12. Glad to make you laugh.

You're in SoCal? What part? I have friends in Anaheim, SGV and Silverlake.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. I live in Manhattan Beach......

We are right next door to LAX on the Santa Monica Bay......

Which town is SGV? I don't recognize the letters.....

It's pretty here.......

Thanks for the laugh!

[Jed Dilligan]

25. SGV=San Gabriel Valley (different parts--Monrovia, Covina, etc.)

It finally just turned pretty here in Oakland--rained all morning. I am going to the gas station for a quart of Sierra. Back in a few.

Haven't been to Manhattan Beach in a long time. You know the descendents song I Was So Wasted? I think it's supposed to be about Manhattan Beach. Jackie Brown was shot there, too, I think.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. I 'm not familiar with the song.....

Jackie Brown was shot here...bullets or movies? I have lived a rather sheltered life!

The movie Tequila Sunrise was shot here...I recognized some downtown scenes!

See you later!


:hi:

[Jed Dilligan]

33. Movie (Jackie Brown)

"The Strand" is what people call the beach down there, right?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

39. Yes, the Strand is the big sidewalk that fronts the ocean here..

Lots of very expensive homes down there! VERY......

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

5. I'd rate 10 as a...10

But 11 as a 1

[Jed Dilligan]

7. Is that supposed to be

some kind of Prophesy?

Or a Spinal Tap reference?

[Fox Mulder]

8. Great sex = 10.

:D

[nutsnberries]

41. not-so-great sex = 8.3

;)

[In_The_Wind]

55. Sex with the perfect stranger = 10

[LostInAnomie]

9. LostInAnomie

10. Definitely 10.

[Jed Dilligan]

10. But your post is a mere 5. nt

[LostInAnomie]

16. Jed Dilligan - 0.9

That's right, worse than Hitler.

[Jed Dilligan]

23. Hooray!

I've always wanted to be abysmal.

[Initech]

13. Free beer = 10

:beer:

[Jed Dilligan]

14. What if it's Natty Ice?

Maybe drop it down to 7?

And free Pabst can't be more than a 9.

[Initech]

20. I'll drink Natty Ice if it's free...

Besides, it's got a higher alcohol content than Coors does! :toast:

[MrSlayer]

17. The weed I have right now is a 7.

Not bad at all.

[Jed Dilligan]

22. Indoor or out?

The harvest is late this season in CA.

[MrSlayer]

26. Outdoor.

From last year's crop I'm sure. The new harvest is just about to come in, a few more weeks I should think.

[Jed Dilligan]

27. There was an early rain

Some people clipped prematurely, but those who waited... I understand it's gonna be a "9.999" November.

edited to completely reverse the meaning of a word...

[qnr]

18. Blister packs. 3 n/t

[Seabiscuit]

21. Sorcerer's Apprentice blotter acid (quarter century ago). Only 10 I can

think of.

:hippie::wow:

:hide:

[Jed Dilligan]

24. I had some 9.8 fungus once

:hippie:

[Seabiscuit]

42. Between your toes?

[Jed Dilligan]

49. Oh, everywhere baby!

[Seabiscuit]

68. Ouch! Did it hurt?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. DU=10

[In_The_Wind]

56. times a brazilian

[miss_kitty]

30. my dog, a 10 definately

even when she's naughty.

[Jed Dilligan]

38. aowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Doggie Woggie!

[Hatalles]

31. This thread deserves a...

... 5, maybe 6ish. Lot of potential, though.

[DanCa]

34. Oven Baked Macoroni and Cheese definitely an 8

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. I rate this post a 5.

[Jed Dilligan]

37. Good! We need more 5's.

11 pm reruns of Will and Grace are a 5. The Simpsons kicks it up to 6, while Everybody Loves Raymond is in the 3.5 range.

[slybacon9]

36. Waking up to no indictments yesterday: 2. Today: 1.5

Tomorrow:

[DainBramaged]

40. Costco, 10 of 10

[Check12]

43. My place of employment..

1.0000000000000000000000000000001

[Jed Dilligan]

50. Let me guess:

Citibank call center?

[Guy Fawkes]

44. Pancakes (chocolate chip) 10

Cardinals (the bird) 6
Chicago, Il 9
London, England 9
"Dokuro Chan" (an 'anime') 4

[Heidi]

45. The DU Nighthawks: 10+ (nt)

[Wetzelbill]

52. oh hellz yeah! nt

[lutefisk]

46. The square root of 69

...is "8 something."

Not exactly a rating, but it is between one and ten. It's a joke, of sorts.

[In_The_Wind]

54. Isn't so square after all ...

[NMMNG]

48. A Black Russian on the rocks while relaxing at home is a 7

Having one or two while enjoying a day off from work is at least a 9.

Looking forward to many months (including a bleak, cold winter) without a vacation because you used up all of your vacation time for the year is a definite 1.

[Jed Dilligan]

51. Love your avatar, Buffy!

I give it a 6.6

[NMMNG]

67. Thanks! Ahem gave it to me

[Wetzelbill]

53. A well-placed Batista Bomb is definitely a ten nt

[Spider Jerusalem]

57. A good opium nod is a definite 10.

A blood-rare porterhouse with sauteed mushrooms, new potatoes, and a decent burgundy gets an 8.

Reality television is about a 2.5 - 3.

The state of Oklahoma, from what I've seen of it, is a 1.

[Jed Dilligan]

58. I'd be offended, if my grandmother's hometown was still there...

But it isn't. The former site doesn't even get a marker.

[Spider Jerusalem]

60. I'm guessing...

it must've been a small farming community wiped out by the Dust Bowl in the '30's, eh? And...aren't you glad she left? You have to admit the Bay Area is a hell of a lot better than Tulsa.

[Jed Dilligan]

62. Well, I wouldn't exist at all if she hadn't

Plus there are great stories of the migration--pushing a Model T Ford over the Rockies, etc. (That must have been at most a 1.3.)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

59. New grandbaby's fuzzy head 10+

[Jed Dilligan]

61. Your avatar is one of the few that rates an 8 nt

[wildhorses]

63. my so-called life....5

[Jed Dilligan]

64. I hope you mean the TV show!

Because it's only okay to think your life has been a 1 or a 10. Otherwise, you are a very sick person...

[wildhorses]

66. if you say so......

[terrya]

65. The cup of coffee I'm drinking? A 10!

Because...I made the coffee. :thumbsup:, terrya