I'm gonna hit 1,000 posts sometime tonight

[Oeditpus Rex]

— barring disaster, that is — and I'm not sure of what to do.

Should I call my lawyer? My doctor? My spiritual advisor? My bail bondsman?

Should I stretch first or just throw in the bullpen for 10 minutes?

Is there anything I need to know about how this might change my personality? Like, might I finally get one?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

1. You get initiated to Thetan Level 2.

Time to tithe to the Church of DUology! :D

[texanwitch]

2. Congrats on 1000 posts Oeditpus Rex.

:woohoo: :bounce: :applause:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. What to do? Why there's only ONE thing to do!

Party hearty!

:party: :toast: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :party:

[nutsnberries]

4. ORRRRRRRR

you could step away from the computer and not hit 1000 until the indictments come down.

that's what i'd do.

but don't listen to me.... i'm a low-post-counter. :shrug:

[nutsnberries]

5. hang on.... is it low-post-counter or low-count-poster?

[chknltl]

20. If you count low posts....

...then you are a "low post counter". I have heard of counting carbs, counting calories and counting beans but I have never met someone who would admit to counting low posts. Why anyone would want to count low, medium or high posts is beyond me so you must be a low count poster. Now if you happen to be an actual counter of low posts who is trying to come out of the closet here then please forgive me. If that be the case then I must ask: Does size really matter?

ps: I am a high snark poster. :hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. good luck getting to 1000!

Im almost at 3000 :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

7. You should seriously consider channeling Marilyn Monroe.

Don't ask me why. The first rule of 1000+ is don't talk about 1000+

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Oh, crap

Nobody told me. :scared:

Could I channel James Dean instead? Or William Frawley?

Maybe I could channel No. 5?

[JimmyJazz]

10. That would be "Chanel No. 5" - and can I just tell you that No. 22

is a much more refined fragrance?

And, are you THERE yet? I forgot to check.

If so - congratulations :)

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Just accept congrats from DU! :D

Congratulations, Oeditpus Rex, and wishing you many, many more! (two more to go!):toast::party::woohoo:

Rhiannon:hi::woohoo::applause::wow::bounce::woohoo::kick:

[In_The_Wind]

11. Congratulations ~ Oeditpus Rex !

Kick Back And Enjoy The Cyber Ride!!!

[JimmyJazz]

12. He's still at 999 - And, get this: I think I killed him!

:o

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. I'm not that easy to kill

:nuke:

[JimmyJazz]

14. YEA! YOU GAVE ME YOUR 1000th post! Thank you. Thank you.

You are now my slave, btw :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Heh... my little plan worked

I wear a 15" collar, btw. :hi:

[Canuckistanian]

15. Drink plenty of fluids and take tomorrow off work

It's gonna be a hell of a ride....

[PROMETHEUS UNBOUND]

17. 1/2 post away from 1,100

:toast:

[wildhorses]

18. I see you made it...Congrats

I am right behind you
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[bigwillq]

19. You made it!

Congrats! :toast:

[NMMNG]

21. Congrats on hitting 1k!

:yourock:

Now step back as your computer explodes :nuke: .

[SeattleGirl]

22. Contrats!

I just hit 3,000 myself!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[samplegirl]

23. Way to go

Congrats!!!!