There's nothing more deliciously schadenfreude-ish than people crying

[Rabrrrrrr]

because their sports team lost. A *#&^!%# sports team, on which they don't even play, nor own any part of, lost.

How *^*%$ pathetic.

I laugh at those people!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. You think they're bad with baseball?

Hell, I went on a ten day acid and vodka bender where I may have assaulted several barnyard hens, two front loading washing machines, and a schoolbus full of nuns, because Harold "sticky wicket" Strapacockonme lost the international Tiddlywink Finals in 1999.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Well, sure, but that's Tiddleywinks! That's SERIES!!

And IMPORTANT!

Not like baseball or other sports.

I went on a 9-car overturning gin-fueled rage of a riot when the computer beat the chess guy.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. you think that's bad -

The time Victor "Larry" and Gabriel "Danny" Ramos Gomez were entered into the Guinness Book of World Records as the World's Hairyest Family I dressed like an Oscar Mayer Weiner and rampaged through the streets of Copenhagen demanding cheap American beer and red haired women with green eyes!

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I wish I weren't falling asleep, I'd love to continue this...

but sadly, I'm falling asleep at the keyboard, and so I'm off to bed.

Hilarious, though!!

I once filled every vent in Philadelphia with spotted dick after Jack "The Envelope" Klepterbourne was refused entry into the city's annual mah jongathon.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Dang

[sundog]

4. it's more fun when you don't give a shit about sports at all

and you just watch them

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I love watchin' the losers!

And I don't mean those whose team is losing; I just mean the losers who think sports are not only worth an emotional response, but for whom sports is pretty much the only thing they WILL have an emotional response about, though those peope will often also have an emotional response about marrying gays and women going to college, but that's a different issue.