Honey Bunches of Oates....

[BigMcLargehuge]

Quite possibly the worst breakfast cereal ever. All the visual appeal of a garbage disposal stuffed with wet cardboard, and a taste that mingles a sublime hint of rancid garbage with an overpowering infusion of fake banana taste.

Man... I just poured a bowl of this, it's not even soggy yet and I already regret it.

Someone send me a pizza.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Pizza as in pizza

or pizza as in granite cookie?

Important question, no?

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. pizza as in sausage and mushroom pizza

thanks for the clarification question, though if I eat this whole bowl of vile cereal I may be wishing for the granite type.

I'll keep you posted.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. I prefer

Cracklin' Goat Bran.

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. All Bran (remember that?)

the consistency and texture of spruce needles but none of the taste.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. But, it was the nuclear weapon of fiber.

Regular hell! Unstoppable!

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. I ate two bowls of that once

and shit out my skeleton. Man that hurt.

[MrScorpio]

3. What do you want on your Tombstone?

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. Sausage and mushroom

or green pepper and pepperoni

Thanks man! I'll save you a couple of birthday slices.

[last_texas_dem]

9. I think they're pretty good

I agree that Honey Bunches of Oats aren't the most attractive cereal, but I like the taste. (I have a box right now, actually; the kind with bananas, at that!) Then again, I like pretty much all kinds of cereal. Grapenuts would be my nominee for the worst cereal ever.

[Hardrada]

10. There was some kind of Sugar Puff cereal

or something like that when I was a kid (First Kingdom 5000-4000BC) which stained the milk some dreadful yellow color as we ate it up with a great sense of disquiet.

[Tafiti]

11. I like 'em.

Don't know about this banana business - I'm talking original here.

The secret is, drip honey over the cereal before you put the milk in....that's some goddamn good eatins. :thumbsup: I am a cereal fiend though.

[hfojvt]

12. it works better if you put Hall's cough syrup on it

supposed to be dynamic or something