Terrible Tattoos?

[Merrick]

I've been pondering getting a really bad tattoo and was thinking of ideas.


I think a birthday cake would make for a really dumb tat. Any others?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. How about a big old -

General Smasher right in the center of your back!

[wildhorses]

2. trust me on this

they are all dumb...

[Merrick]

6. Especially the ones in the small of womens' backs

talk about "rebellion" through conformity. I swear when I go to a bar or gym I see less girls without them, not wearing cut-off shirts to show them off, than otherwise which is sad since that's one of the most beautiful parts of a woman's body :(

[KitchenWitch]

3. Your ex partner's name in a heart

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. misspelled, and such that it appears ad the opposite gender

[unsavedtrash]

5. a bottle of lotion

[jmm]

7. worst. tattoo. ever.

[Deep13]

8. truth in advertising?

:rofl:

[NNadir]

11. This is a terrible story.

My father told me a story that circulated during World War II.

During the war, in a bar filled with American sailors, a British sailor began to make disparaging remarks about the American Navy, its sailors, the American President, and the American fighting ability.

Many of the drunken American sailors were ready to pummel the guy until a big tough chief waved them off, and sat down next to the British sailor, put his arm around him, and began to buy him drink after drink after drink, until finally the British sailor passed out.

The next morning the British sailor woke to find tattoed on his chest the following words: "God Bless America, Piss on the King."

It's not a pleasant story, and I have no idea whether it's true, but it is the story my father told.

[Dukkha]

13. Like Britney Spears' Tattoo blunders

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/0/F5138C05E05BCD9780256DF3004C6898?opendocument

The 22-year-old CRAZY singer, who has decorated various parts of her curvaceous body with colourful markings, is sporting a new tattoo south of her navel, which is circular with Chinese characters.

However, after much investigation, America's STAR magazine has worked out that the symbols mean "big available".

Last year (02), Britney was distraught when she discovered that what she thought was the Japanese word for "mysterious" inked onto her body was something completely different ("Strange").

[LynzM]

14. LOL....

God, that would suck. I got my characters checked with the Japanese professor at my Uni. before I got them put on my body. Egads.

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9. These ones speak class.

[Greyhound]

10. Can't help it... this is funny!

Cruel but funny. :rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Here-this would look really stupid as a tattoo