Quick! Make me laugh!

[TimeChaser]

I don't want GD flame wars to be the last thing I think about before bed x(

[KitchenWitch]

1. CG, tell the Brazillion joke!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. NOOOOOOOOOO!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Here's one.

You know the dollar bill changers in the air ports Dubya thinks that they're slot machines. "Hey Rummy yah gotta try these I never loose heheh".

[Ptah]

4. 'What's with the long face?'

Horse : bar


:silly:

On edit:

First man on the Sun:



:hi:

[hfojvt]

10. when I was a kid

I postulated the existence of a 'burning distance' from the sun. Any ship, even with the best heat shielding is going to fry if it gets within 100,000 miles of the sun, so there is no landing on it, unless you are the Silver Surfer or Johnny from the FF.

[Ptah]

12. Good on you:

31270001799A B 26-Oct-05 6061-T651
31270008616B B 26-Oct-05 6061-T6
31270008617B B 26-Oct-05 303 SST
31270000153D D 26-Oct-05 6061-T651

[DanCa]

5. The difference between unlawful and illegal- pun

Unlawful is unlawlike or against the law and ill eagle is a sick bird.

[TimeChaser]

6. ... That sounds like

the kind of joke my dad would make O.o

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

:popcorn:

[drhilarius]

8. A grasshopper is walking down the street and he passes a bar...

the bartender says,"Hey, we got a shot named after you."

The grasshopper says,"You have a shot named steve?"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! You guys are too much!

[TimeChaser]

15. That one made me smile...

... and then I remembered that I was just examing a dissected grasshoppper as preperation for a lab practical.












And then I laughed harder

[wildhorses]

11. what did the fish say when it hit the wall?

dam

[DanCa]

13. Lol how do you make holy water

you boil the hell out of it :D

[Meatwad]

14. Read my sig line.

:)

[TimeChaser]

16. I miss ATHF

I don't have cable in my dorm room ;_;

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. This will make you howl with delight

[SoCalDem]

18. guaranteed to make you smile

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4212359