Well there's gonna be a freakers ball

[Oeditpus Rex]

Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know you're invited one and all

Come on babies, grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up somethin' to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes, they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screamin' "Please hit me, and I'll hit you!"

The FBI are dancin' with the junkies
All the straights are swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball, y'all
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissin' each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till I go blind
We're freakin' at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screamin' "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freakers ball


— Shel Silverstein; recorded by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

[KitchenWitch]

1. Man, and I was thinking you were posting about Freak Repugnant

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. LOL!

Freakin' Freepers. That I'd love to see.

Oh, wait. No I wouldn't. :scared: