I just got off the phone with a source....

[trumad]

and they told me that I shouldn't have a problem getting that little red thing to pop out of the turkey on Thanksgiving day.

[Solly Mack]

1. Yes but did they say who planted the little red thing to begin with?

Don't leave me hanging!!!!

[MelissaB]

2. Great news, trumad. So I should dress for the merry occasion today?

[trumad]

3. Yes...I think so...

[skylarmae]

5. I'll bring the salad...

pine nuts and cranberries...

[Rockholm]

7. I hope the turkey is Stuffed!

[converted_democrat]

4. Okay, were you on the phone with Butterball, or are you referring to some

thing else? Is the turkey done??

[trumad]

6. How did you know the code name was Butterball?

Did Novack write about this?

[converted_democrat]

10. Yep, I read it in his column, but "everyone" already "knew".......

:sarcasm:

[Kindigger]

8. Would it be considered a frivolous lawsuit

if I pressed the fact that one year my little red thing never popped out, and I was too scared to eat my turkey, resulting in a dried out inedible object?

[MelissaB]

9. We had the same problem several years ago. It sounds like a class action

suit to me.

[emulatorloo]

11. It would be a shame though, if it popped out on a "technicality"

After all you have been cooking the turkey for over 5 hours.

[Liberal Dose]

12. Is that code? Am I to eat the evidence or wait for further instructions?

This has something to do with tree roots in November, doesn't it? Please clarify ASAP.

Agent 006.9 - OUT!

[jedr]

13. Fema has pre-positioned 100,000 pop up timers in your state;

Please check with your local officials for distribution.

[Horse with no Name]

14. But did they give you the crucial piece of info of how LONG

you had to wait???
There is a difference in plans if it takes 4 hours or 5 hours.
OMG THIS IS HUGH!!111!!!
Please clarify this series mistake immediately and post your findings.