my list of people who should be sedated

[Devra]

1. Anyone to whom waking up at 4 in the morning for a brisk jog is appealing
2. Any student that begs for extra credit even though they already have an A
3. Anyone who paints their chest to support their team especially if it is below 40 degrees
4. Anyone that gives 110% on anything.
5. People who use so many hand gestures when they talk that it looks like they're directing traffic.
6. Anyone that gives any thought to the sexual orientation of any cartoon character or a character from a children's show.

feel free to add to it.

[Devra]

1. here's a specific one #7 Bill O'Rilely

[alarcojon]

11. Yes, O'Shithead deserves a slot all of his own

[Qanisqineq]

2. I agree with all of them, although...

I have been guilty of #2 in the past.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Can we just change "sedated" to "killed"?

Otherwise, I like your list. :evilgrin:

[Devra]

4. 8. English teachers that find symbolism everywhere

9. any teacher that has you take notes on how to take notes (this actually happened)
10. people who abbreviate everything

[Jed Dilligan]

6. 11. Bureaucrats who involve you in their job

--OK, what I can do for you is, we can shift you into an open enrollment window through WSPX, and then I'll have to put in an RQJ-5 and have that processed back through accounting.

--What does that mean? What do I have to do?

--Um, nothing.

[LaraMN]

10. or professors who teach poetry and think everyone else is WRONG

in their interpretation of a poem. every time. and they're always right. I never thought I could hate a poetry class until I was gifted with one such gem of instructor.

[Meatwad]

5. Anyone who sets the curve on exams.

:grr:

I've been guilty of #3 before. Sue me. :D

[realisticphish]

7. 3 is forgiven

if alcohol is involved

[Devra]

8. 12. Navy recruiters that after being told that you don't want to be shot

continue their pitch saying "I could understand that for the army or marines" as if the NAVY wasn't just as dangerous.

[MissMillie]

9. what about waking up at 5?

To be fair, I don't wake up to go jogging. I wake up to bring my kid to drill practice. It just so happens that after I do that, it's the best time for me to get my exercise out of the way.

[Devra]

12. I'll let it slide

because your doing it for your son, it's not as if you would wake up that early other wise

[Devra]

13. anyone that uses the bible as reason to create/defend a law

actually these people should be locked in a room and pummeled with bibles till they understand separation of church and state and that the bible isn't a substitute for reason.

[StopTheMorans]

14. people whose spelling skills and grammar are horrible for an extended

period, and then magically, one day, out of nowhere, their grammar and spelling totally changes :crazy:

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. People....

with disabled profiles.

fsc

[mtnester]

16. Pauley Shore - oh wait

never mind

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Trolls.

Trolls who change personas in less than 24 hours.
Trolls who suddenly learn to use the spellcheck.
Trolls.

[Susang]

18. People who .....

Feel the need to makes lists for everything. }(

[Devra]

20. am I to assume that was aimed at me?

[Susang]

21. You asked, I answered

I hate lists, what can I say? :shrug:

[DanCa]

19. That reminds me time for my psych meds :D

[anarch]

22. please add me to the list.

Yes, indeed, I wanna be sedated.


Or at least go home early...work is un-freaking-bearable right now.

[Cannikin]

23. Come on now.....Tinky Winky....you gotta admit.

[Xithras]

24. LOL! I qualify for 1, 2, & 5.

1: Actually, my alarm goes off at 4:15, and I don't get out the door until 4:30 :)

2: Did that quite often as a student.

5: I've been told that I look like a mime when I talk!

No tranq's here please :)

[Taverner]

25. 4. Anyone that gives 110% on anything.

Amen!

It fucks it up for the rest of us, who do 80% and claim we gave our 110...