Post something truly obvious about a conservative

[alarcojon]

O'Reilly is so full of shit his eyes are brown.

[Az]

1. They are human

.... sort of. :shrug:

[Cannikin]

2. Ann Coulter is anorexic with an adam's apple

[XemaSab]

3. Ann Coulter

gives nasty, skanky, trashy, foul-mouthed, bleached-blonde women a bad reputation.

[Arkana]

4. Rush Limbaugh is a fat, drug-addled liar.

[LSK]

5. they are selfish assholes

[Fox Mulder]

6. They are greedy, self-centered assholes.

[realisticphish]

7. they start with "c"

and end with "onservative"

[Jara sang]

8. racists

sorry, but ever single one I've met is.

[kwassa]

9. Tom Delay is a Nazi SS stormtrooper

with that psychotic gleam in his eye

[DanCa]

10. Ben Stein just drones on and on and on...........

[kwassa]

11. Trent Lott is a weasel -like apologist

[kwassa]

12. .

[kwassa]

13. Tom Coburn is insane

[HughBeaumont]

14. Their minds are closed harder than a padlocked steel chest.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. fear before rationality

fear that the 'blacks' will kill them/take away their money

fear that the 'gays' will be gayer

fear that women will soon expect men to stay home and take care of the house


fear fear fear

[alarcojon]

16. Bill O'Really is a lying, splotchy bully

[NoPasaran]

17. John Cornyn is a boxturtle-fancying sociopath

[NoPasaran]

19. Rick Santorum is slimier than a three-headed frog

[Rosie1223]

18. They're Homophobes n/t

[Initech]

20. You cant spell the word "conservative" without "con"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. Brit Hume suffers from morbid constipation

His butt cheeks one day will clench to the point where he'll begin shaking on live TV and swallow up his entire body down his anal passage, arms, torso, legs, and head. He'll disappear into a dimensionless mathematical point in a quiet "plop" sound; instant rapture.

[anarch]

22. jeez, I thought you said "conservative",

not "monkeyfuck-insane fascist assbite".

Here's my absurdly obvious observation: Wow, that Robert A. Taft fellow sure didn't like Roosevelt's New Deal spending.

[mvd]

23. Mine

Many of them now, like Bush, are really right wing extremists.

[Tikki]

24. They get nervous and excited when they are alone...

..with a known Liberal. They have to say something inappropriate or racist, sexist...any of the 'ist/ism' and if they don't get your attention they feel like they are going to pee their pants.

For a good deal of them, they know their words and actions go against everything they were taught about the love and compassionate acts of being a Christian....but; the most deadly sins take ahold...the crazy twins: the sins of Greed and Fear... and they 'JUST KNOW' through some kind of divine intervention that someone else may get more than they are deemed worthy.


This 'todays' * cons' are a sad and irrelevant group of humans.


Tikki