Start an unfounded rumor about another DUer.

[JimmyJazz]

I'll start:

1. Fox Mulder has never really seen an alien.

2. Miss_Kitty really is THE Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke.

3. matcom has a bubble butt <----- this one really is true, dammit.

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Jimmy Jazz is really a 320-lb 2nd string linebacker for the

Minnesota Vikings.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Dammit, WOMAN! I told you not to tell!

:P

[bertha katzenengel]

14. Look, Cutie. You're the one who asked for

the posts. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

Besides, I like wrapping my arms around someone bigger than me. It's rare. ;)

[salin]

Zomby Woof hates coffee

[ZombieNixon]

2. JimmyJazz eats babies!

I heard it on Rush, so it must be true! :P

[philosophie_en_rose]

69. I saw JimmyJazz and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies

and one of the babies looked at me . . .

[JimmyJazz]

81. I knew that sounded familiar:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2542365

[GOPisEvil]

3. southlandshari HATES Moon Pies!

:o

[youthere]

164. I hear she only likes Ho-Ho's.

[DS1]

4. Grovelbot is pocketing his own little bit of cash on the sly

One day he's going to buy this place, and ban us all.

[LostInAnomie]

27. It's true. The other day I saw him driving around in a new Cadillac.

Now how does a robot afford a Cadillac if he isn't scamming money on the side?

[Az]

5. KitchenWitch is musical!

Its true!

[yvr girl]

6. Progmom isn't really a MOM

That kid in the pictures is hired.

[Kire]

121. NOOOO!!!!!

Say it ain't so, Progmom!

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. DS1 is actually a world renowned self help guru, and motivational ....

speaker. I just can't tell you which one, because I promised.

[JimmyJazz]

23. You mean he's really *gasp*

TONY ROBBINS! *faint*

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Shhhhhhh......!!!

Dammit! You're going to get me in trouble. ;) :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Rabrrrrrr secretly loves Kincade.

He longs to work for the Master, creating his images of light.

[FuzzySlippers]

26. Loves Kinkade???

Rabrrrrrr IS Kinkade!!!

[WindRavenX]

9. sundog is actually not from the sun

But of the MOON!

[khashka]

16. Yeah, he's really moondogie

and dating Gidget.

I thought that was supposed to be a secret?

Khash.

[WindRavenX]

20. best we keep that on the DL

No HABLA!!

[sundog]

37. liar!

orion nebula, thank you :P

[khashka]

10. Ok here goes....

1. JimmyJazz hates the Clash and only pretends to like them to look cool.

2. Progmom sends dirty pix of herself to all and sundry. She should be ashamed.

3. Peggy is really a 14 year old boy in Kentucky who only pretends to be nice to us. In truth, he hates us passionately.


I could go on, but there is something to be said about discretion.


Khash.

[BikeWriter]

85. DaMMiTT, Khash. I'm glad you took it light on us, Pard.

[khashka]

139. The only reason I didn't tell all about you,pard

is that you are still paying hush money.

One more check bounces, though.....

Khash.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

113. Sheesh, Khash........

I trusted you! Now look what you've done........:cry:













J/K......:evilgrin:

[Arkana]

12. Rumors aren't nice. I refuse to participate.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

19. Shaddup before I taze your sorry ass.

That's right. Go lookin' for that suit of armor. It won't help much, but it's kinda fun to see you on your hands and knees looking under the bed :P

[Arkana]

21. *Fzzt*

Got you first! Nyah nyah! :P

[Az]

13. HypnoToad hates Brit SciFi

Only SciFi he ever really liked was original Battlestar Galactica. And he has never actually seen an episode of Space 1999.

[Pithlet]

15. bertha katzenengel hates cats.

But you didn't hear that from me...

[bertha katzenengel]

25. Damned Tennesseans... always pickin' on me... may as well admit it

my secret is out

i only work with the filthy furbags because in my former life i was an evil little boy who pulled the flies off of wings and threw rocks at cats. i was killed at age eight by a mob of alley cats who had had enough. this life is my penance. if i do right, i will actually be a cat in the next life.

:hi: Pithlet :bounce:

gotta go to bed . . . 'night, all

[In_The_Wind]

17. WCGreen never ...

really liked

[miss_kitty]

18. JimmyJazz Is 6 feet tall

and not very bendy. She only likes a couple of Clash songs and went to the same high school as Skinner. She is also a guy

Progmom HATES music and has a tin ear.

Crazy Guggenheim doesn't really smoke cigars. Those are bubble gum cigars in his pictures.

DS1 is not crochety at all. He cries when he watches Steel Magnolias-about once a month, ever since it was released.

matcom never thinks about sex-especially reach arounds-and is disappointed with his scooter.

signed,

[JimmyJazz]

22. STELLA!!!!!

Best. Post. EVAH!

[WCGreen]

28. MissHoneyChurch is really a soviet spy...

Who hasn;t figured out the cold war is over nyet...

[MissHoneychurch]

156. "Mena savoot MissHoneychurch"

And that is all I am gonna say :evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

29. CaliforniaPeggy

is really a shrew and a harridan.

[JimmyJazz]

30. Now you're just outright telling fibs.

Everyone knows California Peggy is really Valerie Plame :tinfoilhat:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

90. ACK! JimmyJazz!

You have blown my cover AGAIN!

I'm telling! FITZZZZZZZZZ!


We need another indictment right over here!


:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

31. JimmyJazz still wears all the clothes she bought in the 80s, and thinks

she looks HAWT! :rofl:

(Truth be told, she looks hot in any era of clothing. ;) )

[JimmyJazz]

34. Please tell me that I look rip roarin' hot in these

moon boots and "Kylie Mynogue Rocks" tee-shirt! I'm desperately trying to make a statement!

[JimmyJazz]

32. Lavender Brown has had hot sweaty monkey sex with Jude Law.

Trust me. I know these things :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

Hey can I get a similar rumor about me and William Fitchner? Thanks!

:P

[Lavender Brown]

36. It's "start an unfounded rumor," not "give people nightmares," JJ

:P

[khashka]

143. Now that one I can believe!

Way to go Jude!


Khash.

[flvegan]

33. southlandshari is

not only a great person, but also a very cool Lounge mod. She's also a wonderful person and delightful individual, with a great sense of humor and bubbling personality.

Oh, sorry...you said "unfounded"...shit...um...

southlandshari eats poo.

There. Discuss.

[JimmyJazz]

35. southlandshari has a great ass!

Forget about the "unfounded" part of this thread, dammit! :P

[flvegan]

41. Bahahahaha!

No comment. I was warned.

[Left Is Write]

38. flvegan had a steak for dinner.

[flvegan]

43. What I could say here, would make you blush for a week

so I won't.

Good one, though.

[Left Is Write]

46. Well....

she DID say "unfounded," so I had to come up with something I knew couldn't possibly be true! :D

[LeftyMom]

49. does it involve "bacon?"

:rofl:

[flvegan]

56. No, but it had me eating meat...

so to speak. You know the kind I like...

There you go, as promised in the ghetto...

[LeftyMom]

58. I had no doubt you'd follow through

and somehow I suspected your oral fixation just might be involved. :eyes:

[flvegan]

60. .

You're...complaining about said fixation?

[LeftyMom]

65. no.

Of course not. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

39. I feel left out. Will someone PLEASE start an unfounded rumor

about me? :rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. SeattleGirl is Really PensacolaBoy.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

53. Day-am, you found me out!!!

:rofl: :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. I've been keeping an eye on you....

;) :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

72. Well, seeing how you are a deep undercover CIA agent

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

42. MrsGrumpy isn't actually grumpy at all.

[Left Is Write]

44. Left Is Write can't post in the right place.

[Left Is Write]

45. Khashka is actually an operative for the CIA.

[JimmyJazz]

50. OMG! REALLY? Oh wait. I'm sorry. I forgot the title of this thread.

Move along :hi: there's nothing to see here :D

[khashka]

165. Thank you for outing me, Scooter!

Indictments will follow! (For your sake, I hope you have a good lawyer.)

Khash.

[Left Is Write]

47. Rabrrrrrr prefers vodka in his martinis.

[GOPisEvil]

51. Rabrrrrrr drinks appletinis and chocotinis.

[flvegan]

48. Left Is Write looks positively HORRIBLE

in a pink wig and snug white shorts.

Shamefully, uh, horrible...or something.

[SOteric]

52. Elvis didn't die. He's really

living in Austin, Texas and posting to DU as GOPisEvil.

[JimmyJazz]

54. Okay. "START AN UNFOUNDED RUMOUR ABOUT ANOTHER DUER!"

Are you saying that Elvis is DUer???? :crazy:

I think you may be on to something :O

[Left Is Write]

57. She just said....

that GOPisEvil is really Elvis!

[JimmyJazz]

61. OMG! GOPisEVIL is ELVIS!

Well, butter my ass and call me "bisquit" - I should have known :crazy:

[Left Is Write]

63. It makes sense, though, right?

But he looks so amazingly YOUNG, you'd never, ever guess!

[JimmyJazz]

66. and don't forget the fact that we've never actually SEEN GOPisEVIL

and Elvis in the same place at the same time. I don't know why, but I think that speaks volumes! :wow:

[GOPisEvil]

94. Uhhh...thank you...thank you very much.

;)

[SOteric]

160. What about that anagram in his screen name...?

GOP: I-Elvis

[SOteric]

162. Or even

O(h) G(ee), I Elvis P.

[Dangerously Amused]

177. >GOP: I-Elvis< Aha! He's a REPUBLICAN ELVIS!

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. Left is Write is really more like Left is Type...and she posts in the

wrong place all the time..:hi:

[flvegan]

62. LeftyMom is not only

posting in the nude, but moderating in the nude as well.

Just an unfounded FYI...

[LeftyMom]

67. Hold on my PM box just exploded

No, I do not have a webcam. :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

70. HEY! Didn't Kitchen Witch book you two a room?

Or is that another unfounded rumor? :P

[LeftyMom]

83. Hey, if she wants to take up a collection

I'm not one to turn down a gift. ;)

[BikeWriter]

71. DaMMitt, Lady, hang in there!

[JimmyJazz]

68. Dude -- that's not "unfounded" - that's "common knowledge"

:P

[SeattleGirl]

74. JimmyJazz, that such a "common" thing to say!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

92. Yeah, but normally she's not wearing

hip-whip cream and strategically placed cherries. Nor is she usually wielding her "magic cucumber" so to speak.

[LeftyMom]

93. .

:scared: Are you looking in my window again?

[flvegan]

96. Stop inviting me over and then not answering the door.

Hip-whip tease.

[LeftyMom]

106. I think you're going to the wrong door

I'm the *other* skinny auburn haired girl wearing hip whip and a smile. ;)

[flvegan]

107. That makes sense. She only spoke JUST enough English to, you know...

dictate her desires. Selfish woman. I hate that I'm due back there in an hour.

[SeattleGirl]

98. Oh man, I almost blew Pepsi all over the laptop!

I should know better than sip and read the lounge at the same time!

[flvegan]

103. I'm sad for Pepsi.

So close...

That was soooo wrong.

Sorry.

[SeattleGirl]

146. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

:rofl:

[DanCa]

64. Locking has a long lost brother named opening :)

[LeftyMom]

73. Flvegan kicks dogs on the way to the butcher shop where he works.

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

77. Oh, that is cold blooded! Thanks for passing it on. ;-)

[flvegan]

105. Crap. We're going to revisit this, aren't we...

[BikeWriter]

159. You really don't think we'd forget it, do you?

[flvegan]

95. That's nothing compared to the veal skirt you wear to work.

Complete with harp seal fur trenchcoat and kitten boots. I know it gets cold, but, c'mon, the Siberian tiger mucklucks are a little much.

[LeftyMom]

97. I ate the veal skirt before it could go bad.

Right now I'm wearing dolphin hide. I figure anything I wear should be smart enough to be worthy of me. I though about babies, but they're expensive and it's hard to get the hides to match with the black market ones.

[flvegan]

102. Piffle...

I have Montgomery Burns vest, made from pure gorilla chest.

Keep dreamin' veggie freak.

[HawkerHurricane]

75. Doubting Thomas isn't really my father.

He's OUR FATHER.

[BikeWriter]

80. WHAT?

[HawkerHurricane]

88. You heard me.

The big one. Almighty. All that stuff.

[BikeWriter]

91. This is series!!!!!111

[Doubting Thomas]

170. And that makes you???

Unfounded rumor, indeed.

:wtf:

[HawkerHurricane]

173. I have it on good authority...

that Mom was a virgin when she had me.

[Doubting Thomas]

178. And if you believe that...

You have really been had!

[HawkerHurricane]

179. Gramma wouldn't lie.

Not ever!

[donheld]

76. Jimmyjazz is Will Pitt's love slave

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

78. Only in his dreams!

:o

[In_The_Wind]

82. *giggle*

[SeattleGirl]

79. Ooooooooooooh!

:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

84. I am the real voice of millie vanillie - okay just the other guy vanillie

[JimmyJazz]

86. The dead one?

Or the one who's still living, but in Fantasy Land? :)

[DanCa]

87. Can there be a dead fantasy land :)

[SeattleGirl]

100. De plane! De plane!

Can't wait to see who the special guest stars!

[JimmyJazz]

89. smileyboy is really a grouchy old dude.

:o

whoisalhedges has a multiple personality disorder. Fer real. :o

[SeattleGirl]

99. I know. He YELLED at me the other day!

:rofl:

[Scoots]

101. Can someone do me a favor and spread the rumor that I'm rich and really

good looking? I'd be much obliged.

[flvegan]

104. Scoots drives a Bentley (paid for) and looks like

Johnny Depp. Plus, he's like the laundry on the outside clothesline...

Well hung.







You owe me, dude.

Kidding.

[Scoots]

152. Everything flvegan said was true!!

Including me owing you!

Unfortunately, I have no money, no possessions.....

However, I will make sure to deliver a brand new imaginary Mercedes (your choice of imaginary colors), and a meal of the finest vegan cuisine (that tastes suspiciously like Top Ramen).

Much obliged for the effort! You never know -- it might just work! Of course, any woman that would believe that probably ain't too bright.....

[GirlinContempt]

108. A DUer who shall not be named

shits rainbows.

[LeftyMom]

109. "Skinner" is really Ingrid Newkirk, all "DU" donations go to PETA.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

115. Oh...my...god...

Hold on...

9.7 on the Richter Scale. Well done.

[gmoney]

110. Fleabert can pick up a bowling ball with her toes

Don't ask how I know this...

[NMMNG]

111. Mr.Scorpio actually a woman

Mmm-hmm, I kid you not:o .

[MrScorpio]

151. So I guess the hormone therapy didn't fool you

You're one sharp cookie

[NMMNG]

153. We have a way with these things you know

;-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

112. flvegan eats kittens

[flvegan]

114. But, but, but

they taste good! Besides, if we didn't eat them, and all of a sudden just let them free, what would happen????!!!!

Oh, wait...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

117. you know i know where you are going with this

but i sincerely do not oppose eating of horses/dogs/cats

while i eat animal meat i dont think any one meat is more sacred than they other...

hope i am making sense

[flvegan]

123. Actually, funny thing...

I wasn't going anywhere. I recognize the funny arguments, and I make light of them. I'm not pushing an agenda.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

tis true...you are not pushy with your 'agenda"

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

129. Thank you for

recognizing that. I really try not to be.

If there's any way I can provide you with a special act of appreciation, you...ahem, let me know.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

130. anytime you are near me

all appreciation will be amply wanted and reciprocated :P

[flvegan]

135. TAXI!!!!

New York...and step on it!!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

136. always welcome here

:)

[flvegan]

138. Careful...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

141. about what?

O8)

[LeftyMom]

116. but they're organic "free range" kittens

so it's okay.

[flvegan]

124. !

Is there an on-site rape rack for the proliferation of kittens and cat milk? Please tell me that there are no kitten crates...milk-fed kittens...sad.

[LeftyMom]

126. Kitten meat springs into existance on little styrofoam trays

There are no suffering kittens. Go back to sleep hon.

[flvegan]

133. Thank Kool-Aid Man!

I'm so happy that there is no real suffering in the animal industry.

Now, I'll need a plate of wings and a mink coat. I'm hungry and cold.

[LeftyMom]

134. Don't forget to wash it down with milk

Otherwise you'll be a skinny weakling.

[flvegan]

137. It does a body good, right?

Well, it does if you're a baby cow, anyway.

[LeftyMom]

140. Baby cows?

What do those have to do with milk? Milk comes from the refrigerator at Safeway, silly.

[flvegan]

118. lionesspriyanka is not the hottest thing since lava.

That's gotta be the ultimate unfounded rumor.

By "think" I certainly don't mean to refer to her as a "thing" but it begs to be used in reference to the lava, etc.

There. I feel better.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

119. hot like lava lamps (Cos those stopped being hot years ago)??

thanks :)

[Az]

122. Awwwww

I just got all excited as we were setting up our Halloween decorations cuz I came across a lava lamp. I thought it was cool. Now I feel uncool.

[southlandshari]

125. Az is uncool.

Now THAT is an unfounded rumor.




















Hell, it's a complete and total oxymorAnic thing to say!

:hi:

[Az]

131. .

:hi:

Gotta get a gif of the Wallace and Gromit bunny waving. Damn cute thing. Must figure out how to make them.

[flvegan]

127. Not lava lamps, hon...lava

Molten rock spewn forth from volcanic eruptions.

However, if you're looking to correct me, then that's fine. I'll go ahead and assume that you're not terribly HOT. But then, you'll have to reconvince me that you are...

Life is good.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

132. lol...i was just being..you know.,..me!

[LeftyMom]

120. Grovelbot auditioned to replace Calculon on All My Circuits nt

[RandomKoolzip]

128. RandomKoolzip is hung like a silverback.

[jpgray]

142. "Percheron"

It sounds funnier.

[HawkerHurricane]

161. UMmmm...

Silverbacks (adult male gorrillas) are NOT well hung. They got pinkie dicks.
Percheron, on the other hand...

[KamaAina]

144. oasis was really in the band Oasis.

I mean, c'mon, retired postal carrier?! You morans actually fell for that??!!

[Heidi]

145. I am married to Will Wheaton.

The evidence:

Mr. Heidi is a younger man
Mr. Heidi is a rabid Trekkie.
Mr. Heidi's DU username is Call Me Wesley.
In those Star Trek documentaries, Wesley Crusher is portrayed by Will Wheaton.
Hence, Mr. Heidi is Will Wheaton.

:tinfoilhat:

[SeattleGirl]

147. And I am married to Captain Picard!!!

Yum!!!!

[Heidi]

148. "Yum!!!!" is right!

Bald is bee-ewww-tee-full! :thumbsup:

[SeattleGirl]

149. It sure is on the Captain!!!

He is one sexy guy!

[hfojvt]

157. well, it was for Ilia too

but sadly, she has been dead for about seven years
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001422/
I was hoping to link to a picture but I discover this. :cry:

[billyskank]

166. Doesn't sound unfounded to me!

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

150. Liar!

I see an alien when I look in a mirror everyday! :evilfrown:

[Seabiscuit]

154. Seabiscuit's really a llama

[Oeditpus Rex]

155. This kinda llama?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

[Seabiscuit]

158. Yup! That kind. LOL!!!

[malta blue]

163. Distressed American

slept with Alex Jones' wife

[DainBramaged]

167. Dain Bramaged is DainBramaged

[samplegirl]

168. i hear that SouthlandShari

says yes often!!!

[dogfacedboy]

169. Dogfacedboy is really handsome and rich and single

and cool and has, like, a really cool car.

[Midnight Rambler]

171. Skinner is a robot

[skygazer]

172. JimmyJazz has never even listened to The Clash

It's all a put-on. :cry:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

174. ChavezSpeaksTheTruth sings in a boy band. (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

175. Do not!

It's a girl band, thank you.

[Ladyhawk]

176. WCGreen is made of people! PE- E- E- E- E- E- E- E- E- E-OPLE!!!!!! n/t

[Taverner]

180. JimmyJazz likes the Go Go's better than the Clash

shhh don't tell no un

[Theres-a]

181. What?

[LynneSin]

182. Jimmy Jazz is STICKILY

:D