THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS IN FITZGERALD INVESTIGATION!

[Seabiscuit]

Sources too close to the special prosecutor have revealed that at 4:45 p.m. Chicago time this Thursday he broke wind.

Experts conclude this is the strongest evidence of a real leak to date in Fitzgerald's office. Sources close to these experts report seeing them wearing clothespins on their noses.

Network news analysts and meteorologists have been working overtime to determine the direction of the gust and its significance on how many, if any indictments Fitzgerald is likely to bring in the CIA-Plame case. The story is developing.

More at 11.

[In_The_Wind]

1. .

[bridgit]

7. .

:eyes: like we'd have to wait till "11" to catch another whiff

[In_The_Wind]

10. .

it's coming outta both ends

[Seabiscuit]

17. By 11, experts predict either a hard rain's a' gonna fall or a hot wind's

a' gonna blow. No one appears to be willing to go out on a log, er, limb, and excrete, er, exclaim that the shit's gonna come down like cats 'n dogs.

No one really knows for sure. You might say "the answer is blowin' in the wind".

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. Fox News just reported it too.

[madinmaryland]

3. Are you series ??1??

[Beer Snob-50]

4. is there any reports of stainage??

we need to know.

[In_The_Wind]

6. LOL

[bridgit]

8. ewww, wet farts, i hope they're not wearing white pants...

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

19. No news of any Brownie sightings... he's too busy doing a "heck of a job"

[LaurenG]

5. Man this just stinks!!

:bounce: :rofl: :shrug:

[Arkana]

9. ...

:rofl:

Thank you so much for breaking the tension.

[Seabiscuit]

11. Well, unlike poor flatulent Fitz, at least all I broke was.... "tension"

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

12. Ten... nine... eight...

[Robeson]

13. OMG! I think a new forum needs to be opened up for this.....

..."breaking" news...LOL. Good one Seabiscuit. Hope others catch wind of this, and that it doesn't seep between the cracks....

[marzipanni]

14. and is Scooter scooting as well as leaking?

<snip>
Dogs with impacted anal sacs usually scoot their rear on the ground
in an attempt to empty the glands.
http://www.marvistavet.com/html/body_anal_sacs.html

[henslee]

15. Shouldnt this be in LBN?

Bwah.

[Seabiscuit]

16. It should... but I lost the link.

:cry:

[deadparrot]

18. This is HUGH!!!!111 nt