Man Breaks Into Seminary, Urinates On Chair

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BEXLEY, Ohio -- Something strange happened at Ohio's Trinity Lutheran Seminary last weekend.

"I'm not sure what we're dealing with," said Bexley police Detective Bob Cuschleg.

Even security cameras failed to clear things up. Cuschleg said he knows what the man did, but does not know why.

"We don't know," Cuschleg said. "We don't know anything, a motive. We don't understand him."

The suspect somehow got keys to five offices in the seminary, Columbus, Ohio, television station WCMH reported.

Once inside those rooms, which had no cameras, he rifled through drawers and file cabinets. The man even found an envelope with $89 inside.

Police said he took nothing but petty change and a 7-Up.

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[underpants]

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