Anyone ever get this spam? This one is funny as hell

[johnnie]

I just got this in my inbox and it made me laugh. I wonder how many people will fall for it.


Dearest in Christ,
God bless you as you read this message,my name is Reverend Sam Okuku. I
am
contacting you on behalf of one my church members, Mr Robert Nana who
use to
be the personal assistance to the former president of Liberia, Mr
Charles
Taylor.
As a Priest,he felt he could confide in me. So he lamented his
predicaments
to me and asked me to look for a God fearing person who could help him
in
securing the sum of $3.4 million dollars which is in a security
company in
Cotonou, Republic of Benin for a lucrative investment. I also want to
know
that I will never indulge my in any sinful act because of any material
gain.Please only reply this mail if you are pure in heart because my
Bible
tells me that BLESSED ARE THE PURE IN HEART FOR THEY SEE THE KINGDOM OF
GOD.kindly let me know immediately you receieve this mail so that i can
give
you more details. God Bless
Best Regards,
Rev. Okuku

[anarch]

1. I'm still waiting for my "$10.5 US Dollars",

as promised in the latest one of these that I got. I want my ten and a half bucks!

[johnnie]

2. It will come...it will come

Good things like that take some time. What ya gonna buy a half tank of gas?