I Wonder If Laura Bush Goes Outside The White House To Smoke Cigarettes...

[arwalden]

... or does she just stink up the place like she owns it.

[Divameow77]

1. She can bum some from her daughters

if she wants.

[StopTheMorans]

2. she has daughters?

[terrya]

3. Contrary to what they might think, it's a public building.

It's NOT "their" house. It's a Federal building, which presumably means that there's no smoking allowed. So, Laura baby theoretically has to go out to the Rose Garden or whatever to puff away.

[LynneSin]

4. I have a feeling that Bush's don't care what the law says...

..I mean her husband uses the Constitution as toilet paper

[djeseru]

5. I read that she keeps ashtrays in the closets.

And that she chain smokes.

[jeanarrett]

6. Does she really smoke?

[ploppy]

7. I imagine she

smokes anywhere she damn well pleases!