Romantic Rhyme competition

[pdx_prog]

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

[Debi]

1. I told you my love you could always keep

but give me my wallet back, you creep!!!

[flvegan]

2. My love for you, is something I'd always show

Last night's fling with your sister? You weren't s'posed to know!

[Wetzelbill]

3. Dreaming, sinking in your ocean

melted by the salt of your skin

my distant female, held tight in my arms
seconds stand still and years eternity

you are the scabbard and I am the sword
at least until you get upon your knees