Post free advice here

[jpgray]

Eat healthy and exercise.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Don't eat yellow snow.

[Shakespeare]

2. Never get involved in a land war in Asia. n/t

[redqueen]

3. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

[arwalden]

61. "Never get involved in a land war in Asia",

[Neil Lisst]

4. Avoid using credit. Do not incur debt. Save money

These are good standards for economic living. If you don't have the money to buy it, don't get it.


end of Plame Game week

[Canadian Socialist]

5. Don't spit into the wind

Don't tug on Superman's cape.
And never play cards with a man named Doc.

[evlbstrd]

6. Always wipe front to back.

[General Zod]

7. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily

[BrotherBuzz]

8. Never cook bacon in the nude

[ChoralScholar]

9. Amen to that.

Try not to breathe underwater.

[Neil Lisst]

25. I can vouch for this!

especially if you're a guy


plame game end game today

[HEyHEY]

10. Learn how to handle your finances

I say this on the heels of a call from Revenue Services of BC today

[terrya]

11. "Feed a cold, starve a fever"

Or is it "starve a cold, feed a fever"? :shrug:

[arwalden]

63. Change Socks And Underwear Daily.

Bathe often.
Don't smoke.
Avoid unprotected sex.
Don't go outside in your underwear to pick up the newspaper off of the front porch. No matter how deserted the neighborhood looks... SOMEONE will see you.

[LeftyMom]

12. Stay upright for faster labor.

Gravity helps.

[Ptah]

13. Don't take free advice. n/t

[XemaSab]

14. Semper ubi sub ubi

n/t

[SOteric]

26. Some people prefer when I don't.

:7

:hi:

[XemaSab]

29. .

:yoiks:






























:hi:

[Breeze54]

15. " Never shit in your own backyard!"

:evilgrin:

[seemunkee]

16. Never cross the road in the rain while carrying a rubber chicken

[no name no slogan]

17. Don't Trust Whitey

[Greyhound]

41. Wiser words never spoken. n/t

[Greyhound]

43. Don't shit where you eat. n/t

[Guy Fawkes]

18. Never bite off more then you can chew.

[Ladyhawk]

19. If you're in a bad mood, stay out of GD...both of 'em. n/t

[Spacemom]

20. When you get something for free

You usually get what you pay for. :evilgrin:

[chaska]

21. Go west young man.

[chaska]

22. Slower traffic keep right - the rest of us will vote Democrat.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. Never wipe with medicated Kleenex

[Dave Reynolds]

24. Don't take spinach from a stranger.

[SOteric]

27. If you're chopping habaneros, wash ~before~ tinkling.

[DS1]

65. VERY GOOD ADVICE

here, people

[wildhorses]

28. free advice here

just HAD to do it....:evilgrin:

[Metta]

30. Wear white after dark.

nt.

[Arkana]

31. Never tuck your shirt into your underwear.

[BikeWriter]

32. Rest stop ten miles. >>>--------->

[Blue-Jay]

33. Never pass up an opportunity to urinate.

You never know when you'll get a chance if you really need to go.

[northzax]

34. don't take any wooden nickels

if it rains go in the nearest garage.
buy low, sell high.
failing that, buy high and sell short.

[Greyskye]

35. Buy low. Sell high.

[MrSlayer]

36. Don't smoke in bed.

Bad.

[Beaverhausen]

37. Don't post while Intoxicated

[henslee]

38. Motion is lotion.

[In_The_Wind]

39. too much emphasis is placed on staying vertical ...

[qnr]

44. But it's generally a good thing while you're out cruising n/t

[qnr]

40. Never pour Salt and Vinegar chip crumbs into your mouth n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. Never report income from the sale of

illegally harvested organs to the IRS.

:P

[johnnie]

45. Never reveal your true potential to anyone

Keep it a notch or two down so people don't expect as much from you all the time.

[Floogeldy]

46. Don't let your meat loaf.

;)

[I Have A Dream]

47. Always have your voice; don't allow peer pressure to silence you. n/t

[Floogeldy]

48. Don't do anything I wouldn't do!

And if you do, name it after sundog! ;)

[sendero]

49. When under stress..

.... repeat these words to yourself:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[obxhead]

76. klink

:toast:

gonna have to remember that one.

[LostinVA]

50. Never use a garlic press -- slice the stuff really thin, instead

[SoCalDem]

51. A hundred years from now, "it" won't matter..

So don't stress over the day to day stuff:)

[bridgit]

52. do not mend your socks, just buy another pair...

:thumbsup:

[Grillydad]

53. Tell your significant other you love them every day

even if they already know. It reminds you so you don't do something stupid and makes them feel good. Win win all the way

[Brother Buzz]

54. As my old Pappy used to say....

Son, if you're ever served a rare steak that is intended for someone else, don't bother with ethical details - eat as much as you can before the mistake is discovered. - Beauregard 'Pappy' Maverick

[flvegan]

55. She finishes first.

That's for my hetero guy and lesbian pals. For my gay fellas, "he finishes first"

It's all about giving.

[southlandshari]

56. Never post advice

you can't follow yourself!

:hide:

[Wapsie B]

57. Don't piss on an electric fence.

[A HERETIC I AM]

58. Danger debunked by Mythbusters

Don't you watch Mythbusters?

[Wapsie B]

64. It was?

Damn I missed that episode. I'm always seeing Buster get blown up.

[Chan790]

72. Having done it

I don't care how many times people say that Mythbusters debunked it, my johnson disagrees to the tune of a 110v "watch where you point that thing!"

[A HERETIC I AM]

59. Don't drink the Bong water. Never rub a badger on your chest.

Makes em crabby. And a crabby Badger is a thing to avoid.





Don't ask me how i know this.

[swag]

60. Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb.

[swag]

62. Find the others.

[radwriter0555]

66. Never hire a NICE lawyer. Always hire the one who is meanest and

the one you disliked the most.

They'll act the same way towards your defendant.

[Guy Fawkes]

67. White men CAN jump....

I was walking down the basement hall, going toward the stairs that lead to my locker. Behind me, someone slammed a door. Without my feet or legs moving or bending at all, I jumped 3 feet in the air. Behind me I heard, "Damn, white men CAN jump!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

68. Water your crops early this year

[Guava Jelly]

69. if you dont have sex with your partner someone will

thats all

[CanuckAmok]

70. Confuscius say: "Pickle make squishy bookmark"

n/t

[Lilith Velkor]

71. Smoke crack and worship Satan.

[PittPoliSci]

73. Never put salt in your eyes

"uh! i'm killin' myself danny..."

[chknltl]

74. Never underestimate the deliberate stupidity of a fundie bush supporter

bush counts on it.

[obxhead]

75. Drink Newcastle..

beer should taste like beer not water. :toast:

[EstimatedProphet]

77. First pull up, then pull down.

[u4ic]

78. Take 2 aspirin

and call me in the morning. :eyes:

[greatauntoftriplets]

79. Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

Always wear clean underpants.