You know you're a college student when...

[Fox Mulder]

you eat Cocoa Pebbles for supper (like I'm doing right now).

Feel free to add your own. :)

[RayOfHope]

1. You eat ramen noodles several times a week (or day!) n/t

[Lisa]

4. you get home from the lab/library at midnight, go to nuke some ramen ...

... and then you start worrying about waking up your housemates.

(Luckily, that last part hasn't been a problem for me since I got my own place ... but I'm on my post-doc now, and I still get home at odd hours and eat weird unhealthy stuff.)

[MountainLaurel]

2. You drink booze mixed in a garbage can

Aaaah, the days of grain, vodka, kool-aid, and fruit soaked in booze.

[Fox Mulder]

3. Oooooh yeah...

Those make for some good weekends. :)

[seemunkee]

5. If you can remember them

[Omphaloskepsis]

28. Oh my..

One night I had to puke and pulled the ultimate party foul.. We had a garbage can full of ice and bottles of beer. It was outside the bathroom. I went to puke but the bathroom was occupied. I turned around and puked in the garbage can. My friend Zach washed them off, but ewww. I was drinking Yegermiester (?sp) for a few hours before that. 9 years later and I still get shit about that.

And something applicable to your post.. A pick of me finishing off the jungle juice..

[SIU_Blue]

6. ...They shut down everything on Halloween,

Because the riots of 1998 didn't look so good for the schools reputation.

[JVS]

29. Go Salukies!

[LaraMN]

7. Spend your entire on-campus job earnings on cigarettes.

:smoke:

[ellisonz]

14. And pot.

[Neil Lisst]

8. You know you're a college student when...

... when you think being a student is hard compared what comes afterwards.

You'll long to return to the days when you were going to school and working at some job that didn't allow you to explore your full potential.

plame game end game today

[henslee]

9. You collect your beer cans.

[HEyHEY]

10. Cocoa pebbles! I wish I once dined on a triple B

Boiled barley and Bullseye.... woulda bought somethign better...but dammit I needed the money for booze and condoms!

[Neil Lisst]

11. oh for those days ...

I knew I'd posted on this thread! This is what happens when I watch the news and post, which is most of the time I post.

plame game end game today

[MrScorpio]

12. When a day not sticking your tongue down someone else's throat...

Is a day wasted

[jeff30997]

13. You know you're a college student when...

Your right hand is your best friend.:)

[Fox Mulder]

15. That's true, in my case.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[jeff30997]

23. What about Scully???

[UrbScotty]

16. You know you're smarter than Quayle and Bush combined. (nt)

[Fox Mulder]

17. This is a "you know you're a college student when..." thread...

not a "you know you're a third grade student when..." thread.

:P ;) :)

[UrbScotty]

18. Whoops... my bad (nt)

[Jamastiene]

35. More like kindergarten

Neither of those guys can read or write worth a damn.

[Hotler]

19. Your major is in tues/thurs classes only. n/t

[Fox Mulder]

20. That's happening to me this semester.

I hate it!

[Blue-Jay]

21. When you tell your parents that you need money for books

and then spend it all on beer.

[deadparrot]

22. You're struggling to fit in not-too-difficult classes for two majors

at convenient times into your schedule for next semester.

And failing miserably. :banghead:

[Scooter24]

24. Fruity pebbles are much, much better IMHO.

the milk tastes so yummy afterwards too

...not to get off topic :)

[phusion]

33. Yes, definitely.

Fruity Pebbles are the shit.

:)

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. You're eating cheap, greasy pizza from a dive that delivers a large for $5

Hell, for five bucks, I can pretend it actually tastes good! :P

[sleipnir]

26. You have sex with a goat.

Yep.

[the_spectator]

27. Every now and then, you find yourself getting out of bed at 10am

and feeling virtuous and early-birdy! Not that often though.

[Jamastiene]

30. You have done so many math problems, you end up

feeling like you want to strip nekkid and run around outdoors screaming. I have always wondered why college students do crazy things like that. Now that my mind is overloaded with puzzling math problems and English assignments that are driving me nuts, I understant totally.

Also, in keeping with your original post, you live off Spaghettios at home, M&M's and soft drinks in between classes.

[Omphaloskepsis]

34. I woke up one time with a 8 page...

Philosophy paper that was due in three hours that I hadn't even started. Holy shit, that was bad. I kinda freaked out and started punching my bed. Worst.Paper.Ever. After a few pages it was total filler. I didn't even read it over for errors.

C-

[giant_robot]

31. In my case...

...it's when you work until 3:30 in the am at your bartending job, then show up at the coffee shop at 10:00 am to study biochemestry. Yep. I'm a science geek.

[phusion]

32. Your stack of books and papers

takes over your desk and hides old dishes for months.

Your bathroom doesn't get cleaned for months.

Splurging means a $4 pint.

Your clothes develop holes but you could care less.

Zits come back during midterms and finals. :)

You're pissed because your roommate ate a 15 cent package of Ramen noodles w/o telling you.

[deadparrot]

36. YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND.

:grr: :banghead: :nuke:

Holy frigging hell, I'm experiencing this right now. Need to vent. :(