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Sat Oct-29-05 08:22 PM
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Poll question: I just spotted Trick-or-Treaters in the neighborhood, and I have no candy |
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:32 PM
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1. Give them excerpts of Derrida, Foucault, and Lacan. |
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Edited on Sat Oct-29-05 09:34 PM by Lone_Wolf_Moderate
They'll never come to your house again. You'll have so successfully warped their minds, the last thing they'll be thinking is candy. :)
BTW, I'm not actually recommending this.
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:36 PM
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3. I was thinking you could whip up some tracts |
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only instead of the Bible, it could be Sartre, Nietzche, Machiavelli, etc. The most cynical minds of western civilization. :D
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:46 PM
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8. I was thinking Deleuze & Guattari |
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That's some scary, scary shit.
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Sat Oct-29-05 11:14 PM
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Although, Baudrillard and Lacan make Deleuze and Guattari almost manageable.
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Sat Oct-29-05 11:50 PM
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well really, it's something else, but the decons are still arguing about the actual signifier!
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:35 PM
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2. rocks and a stack of business cards........... |
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if you're in the window business
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:37 PM
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:39 PM
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it's a one-day event, NOT a 3-day holiday weekend festivus.
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:43 PM
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6. As they're 3 days early, call the police. |
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Edited on Sat Oct-29-05 09:44 PM by hickman1937
Probably casing your joint for their parents. edit for a comma
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Cats Against Frist
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:45 PM
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7. And they weren't in costume, either |
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They went to both my neighbors' houses, but skipped mine, apparently. I live in kind of a creepy Victorian house, but it is bright turquoise, so who knows. We're sort of new in town.
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:18 PM
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Might be a joke, or a family of kids with really crappy parents/guardians/caretakers.
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:47 PM
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9. I just laughed my ass off, wait let me find it again |
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Rolls of toilet paper, old tv tubes, single shoes without a match, pencils or pens, and the old stand by, pennies from your penny jar.
All totally meaningless to kids.
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:53 PM
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10. Fuck em! It's not the 31st! |
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:33 PM
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12. How about a fucking CALENDAR? |
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Halloween is Monday night.
I don't like those little extortionists stretching out the holiday all in search of more, more, more candy.
Little bastards.
:sarcasm:
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Sun Oct-30-05 01:10 AM
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You're supposed to buy your Halloween candy in August, so it'll be stale when they get it.
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Sun Oct-30-05 01:56 AM
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16. Pour cans of creamed corn into a big bowl and ladle it into their bags |
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I've got lots of cans of creamed corn in my food cabinet, just in case Armageddon arrives.
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