Fuckin' Circus Peanuts! FUCK YOU!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Bomb that (&*#&%(#$%&# factory and get these (&@$(#&% things off the planet forever!!!!!!!

:grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr::grr:

The only part of Halloween I don't like is that every (&#$*^ year around this time the memory of (@#&%( Circus Peanuts comes back to haunt me.

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

Screw you, Circus Peanuts! There is no level of hell deep enough for you or the criminal humanity-despising idiot who invented you!

:argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh::argh:

My taste buds and my stomach churn just thinking of you, you (@&$*^#$% *&$*#^$#s.

:rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant::rant:

[Gold Metal Flake]

1. Circus peanuts called.

Said he picked up a six pack and met a couple of cute polyps just dyin' to meecha.

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Mmmmmmm!!! Yummmmm!!! *drool*

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Fine packing material.

Has an insulation rating of R12.

Can repair punctures in steel belted radials.

Contains no peanuts.

Legal in all 50 states.

Can be used as an emergency tourniquet.

Can absorb up to 300 times it's own weight in water.

[GOPisEvil]

4. OK, I can't say I like circus peanuts, but that is pure, grade-A hatred.

:thumbsup:

[Blue-Jay]

5. I, too, am very impressed.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Yes it is!

:7

[uppityperson]

7. Open the package, let them get hard for a couple months

then they are ok? almost? never mind, i'll crawl away good rant there

[HeeBGBz]

8. Circus peanuts. Yum, sugar

Better than those freakin hard candies that granny's give out.

[Straight Shooter]

9. Here ya go. Have a big heapin' helpin' of ....

Candy Corn!

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Ooooh. Candy Corn! That I like!

Not much, the sugar over-indulgence leads quickly to sickness, but they're tasty.

[Susang]

10. They scare me

What exactly are they made of anyway? Where do they come from? Nobody knows! :scared:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Sorry, if I told you I'd have to kill ya!

Actually, it's probably one of the government's best kept secrets!

[AmyDeLune]

16. Looks like Twinkie Guts to me...n/t

[StaggerLee]

21. I think NASA was involved

I'm too :boring: to google but I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[Elidor]

11. THAT'S the line of the Rabrrrrrr documentary I loved best!

I couldn't remember it until just now.

[sleipnir]

13. Hey, Rabrrrrr, try these!

[amitten]

15. Never compare Peeps to Circus Peanuts...

in my presence. Never.

Circus peanuts, candy corn, and those gag-inducing sugar pumpkins are in a class by themselves (a very low, sleazy, tasteless class). Peeps, however, are succulent marshmallow goodness shaped by the loving hands of angels. :patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Microwave those @#&$*&#$%#!

Can't stand peeps, either. But fun to microwave and do cruel things to...

[NMMNG]

14. I've always enjoyed Circus Peanuts

But that was one mighty fine rant Rabrrrrrr. :thumbsup:

[Mojambo]

17. Ohhh those are called Circus Peanuts!

I never knew that.

Yeah, they suck ass.

[Corgigal]

20. Those are awful

I hated Bits of Honey candies the most. Nasty ass stuff.
My kids found a bag of that crap last year at our drugstore and gave it to me last halloween. I'm putting them in the bags for the local kids this halloween.

I'm sure my kids will get them back next Halloween.

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/bit-o-honey.htm

[Shell Beau]

22. YUCK!! They are YUCK!!

So are peanut butter kisses!!! :puke:

[Wapsie B]

23. My tummy does flip flops at the thought of that stuff.

That and candy corn.

[BigMcLargehuge]

24. as long as the Peeps factory gets it as "collateral damage"

I'm right there with you.

[gizmonic]

25. Welcome to America. Don't Eat the Circus Peanuts.

All new immigrants coming here should be warned.

I was a kid when I moved here from England in the 70's. I wish someone had warned me about circus peanuts....:)