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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 09:28 PM
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A cabbie picks up a nun, she gets into the cab, and notices...
that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies:

"I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that but there's two things: first, you have to be single and second, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says, "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush :blush: But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying :cry:

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Protestant."

The nun says, "Don't worry about it. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-29-05 09:34 PM
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1. Bwhahaha
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:16 AM
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2. Good one
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:17 AM
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3. HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Meatwad Donating Member (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:17 AM
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4. ...
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-30-05 03:20 AM
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5. Love it, thanks! ROFL!!!
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