XemaSab
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Sat Oct-29-05 09:53 PM
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Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Helen, are on a road trip through Europe |
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They are driving down the road in the countryside in Transylvania, when a tiny vampire lands on the windshield of the car.
Sister Helen, who is driving, says to Sister Mary: "Oh no! What do we do?!?!?!?"
Sister Mary says "Turn on the windshield wipers!"
Sister Helen turns on the windshield wipers, but the tiny vampire clings on.
Sister Helen turns to Sister Mary and says "What do we do?"
Sister Mary says "Hit the window washer!"
The vampire hisses as the water burns his skin, but he still clings to the window.
Sister Helen says "What do we do NOW?!?!?!"
Sister Mary says "Show him your cross!!!"
Sister Helen says "Now you're talking!!!"
Sister Helen unrolls the window and yells "GET THE FUCK OFF THE CAR!!!"
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Metta
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Sat Oct-29-05 10:02 PM
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1. (chuckle, chuckle) : ) |
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Edited on Sat Oct-29-05 10:02 PM by Metta
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