My paternal unit is checking out DU--everyone be on their best behavior!

[NMMNG]

Seriously, he's pretty cool so I don't think anyone needs to modify what they're doing (the guy tells me dirty jokes every time we talk). I chatted with him tonight and mentioned DU so he began checking it out. I don't know if he'll end up becoming a member but who knows? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. :folds hands on top of desk:

O8)

[Renew Deal]

2. Shit. Put away the bong

and turn off that porno. :smoke:

[Rhiannon12866]

3. I'm always good, LOL! Well, most of the time...:D

And tell your paternal unit to register and join us! We'll give him a warm welcome and make you proud...:hi:

[DainBramaged]

4. $%%^$^(^&*%^&*( )()*()() &^$^$(^(#%^$%%@$$fuck

[KitchenWitch]

5. I guess I will be good then

x(

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

6. Yeah, that will last all of five minutes, right?

(not that I would want it to last much longer ;-))

[WCGreen]

12. Hey baby cakes......

(LOL)

[NMMNG]

13. Oh dear

Are you stalking me? ;-)

[WCGreen]

17. Funny way of stalking...

One post every four or five days.....

But, you are in deed, one of my most favorite DU'ers...

Who I missed terribly when she was out on an undercover mission in Niger last week...

(Hear that Mr. Slayer.... Your spawn is an undercover agent)

[NMMNG]

18. Doggammit!

That was classified! :mad:


You're in some deep shite now, unless of course you are friends with Commander Cuckoobananas.

[WCGreen]

19. No, supreme Bananawacko Jacko...

But say no more....

[DanCa]

7. Can I say hi :D

:hi: Buffy's dad. And welcome to DU. :D

[RetroLounge]

8. best behavior?

I thought we were...

:rofl:

RL

[merh]

9. ....

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Well, cool! *wave*

[JVS]

11. ( | )

That was me mooning you!

[SeattleGirl]

14. I have my Sunday best on:

Crinolines and my patent leather Mary Jane shoes!

[WCGreen]

21. Ohhhhhhh....

Now I have that to think about tonight.....

[SeattleGirl]

22. Bad WC!

:spank:

[Floogeldy]

15. Your daughter is so HOT!

I can't contain myself.

;)

[XemaSab]

16. Tell him to stay away from the se----

CHAUCER thread!

(That hasn't been locked yet :D )

[LeftyMom]

20. I'd keep him out of the veg forum

It needs hosed down really bad.

[NMMNG]

23. I doubt he'll be visiting there--he's an omni

[wildhorses]

24. wildhorses will just graze quietly

hi dad :hi: