bible bar

[datasuspect]

[KitchenWitch]

1. Jesus in a snack bar!

[NYdemocrat089]

2. For some reason I don't think those foods would taste that good together.

Is that real?

[jmowreader]

5. It sure is!

http://www.houseofdavid.net/cgi-bin/store/store.cgi?&shop=city&L=eng&P=BB-6

It comes from House of David: America's Premier Distributor of Biblical Based Health Products. Here's what they have to say about it:

The Bible Bar is so nutritious and healthy that it actually represents a complete, well-balanced meal. Each bar is bursting with God-given nutrients: protein, monounsaturated fats, complex carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, enzymes, phytonutrients, and fiber. But yet, it is so much more than just a health bar. God obviously had some very important reasons for linking these seven foods to the Promised Land. Therefore, when you eat a Bible Bar, you are consuming seven foods that God called good and in a form that is easy and convenient to use.

Well yes, actually there IS a very important reason God linked those seven foods to the Promised Land: those are the only seven plants anyone could get to grow there until God got around to inventing anhydrous ammonia.

[jmm]

3. Care for some

or a Jesus scented candle?

[liberalitch]

4. ZOTS..... that's what I want!

[GirlinContempt]

6. That sounds pretty good actually

[baldguy]

7. Remember Willie Aames from Eight Is Enough?

He's BibleMan now!

http://www.bibleman.com/bibleman/home.jsp

[afdip]

8. what happens if an atheist eats one . . . poof, epiphany.

[Democrats_win]

9. Maybe athiests are supposed to eat Fig Newtons.

[Ladyhawk]

10. Hey, I want a snack bar made from Armaments 4:16-20.

"O Lord, bless this thine hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree sloths and fruit bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals..."

Hmmm...fruit bats. Fruity goodness! Goes great with endangered Bornean orangutan!

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Just in case your backyard dirt is too unclean...

The Holy Mud Company

[JVS]

12. No apple flavor?

[Fox Mulder]

13. Did god fill it with his own special creme filling?

To show his love for us?

[Initech]

14. I wouldnt eat it just because of the ingredients list...

It's actually not a bad mixture, but when you throw in olive oil, that sounds just fucking nasty. Dont get me wrong, I'm Italian and put it on everything but fruit? :puke: