HA-HA my friend and notoriously gay neighbor carl is trapped in his apt...

[liberalitch]

And I have to laugh at his expense....
He got toasted last night..... came home and passed out (double sided dead bolts both front and back doors).
His partner PJ comes home.... sleeps, gets up and goes back to work..... locking carl in the pad..... both doors.
He wakes up.... no coffee, no butts and no way to get out.
We have a key BUT it's on the key chain that the commie took to work. He's not answering his phone (Chef at a busy resturant during sunday brunch).
I'm walking up to the "No Frill" to get the key in a moment..... but I had to share.
I'm not letting him out until I get those ruby slippers..... Giggle

[Cannikin]

1. at least notoriously gay Carl has good friends to help him out.

[arwalden]

2. Damn... Locked In? What If There Was A Fire? That Would Really Suck!

I strive to be "notoriously gay"... right now I've only made it as far as "annoyingly gay".

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. Yeah you gotta go the extra mile for "notorious."

[terrya]

5. And I'm only "mildly irritatingly gay"!!!

:cry:

I can learn so much from you, oh wise one.

[tigereye]

7. Terry there is nothing irritating about you that I saw -

you are a sweetie! :hi:

[liberalitch]

13. He's extra loud, extra proud!

And knows where every thrift store in hampton roads is

[liberalitch]

14. Up date on (as carl called it) "faggot under gass".....

Not MY terminology..... mind you

I went to no frill got the keys..... came back to carl's front door.... where HIS keys were hanging out of the lock!
seems that PJ (partner) both came in and left by the fire escape and just locked the front door from the inside.


I will NEVER let him live this down.

[terrya]

4. I don't see what's so funny about this. Because he's "notoriously gay"?

Yeah...we "notoriously gay" people are always good for a few laughs.

Particularly when we're trapped in an apartment and all. Ho ho, hee hee.

[liberalitch]

10. No it'd be funny if he were a strait too

[Midlodemocrat]

6. What does 'notoriously gay' even mean?

Is he notorious because everyone knows he is gay? I guess I am notoriously white and female then.

Who woulda thunk it?

[liberalitch]

11. Thats how he refers to himself....

We were watching old rhoda reruns and he went back upstairs to get his phone..... when he came back and knocked on the door he said (like "Hello, this is carlton your doorman") "Hello, it's carl your notorously gay neighbor"

[Heidi]

8. What does his sexuality have to do with it?

Just sayin'. :grr:

[liberalitch]

12. ABSOLUTELY...... nothing

[CanuckAmok]

9. Carl is Gay?!

Not with curtains like this, he is:





Oh, you meant this Carl:


Yeah, he's gay. No biggie.