Those Little Nasty F*ckers are NOT getting MY Heath Bars!

[matcom]

Mrs Matcom bought a 'mix' bag of candy for the little heathens tomorrow.

but....

i have sifted through that bag and have removed ALL the HEATH bars because the little shits aren't WORTHY of such a PERFECT candy!

MMMMWWWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA

I OWN you little fuckers! I OWN YOU!!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Are there any mini-Snickers?

:9

[matcom]

4. who the hell cares!

MY HEATH bars are SAFE!

that is ALL that counts! :9

[GOPisEvil]

5. Save me some Snickers dammit!!!

Oh and some Milky Ways, too!

[LostinVA]

2. They're bad for their teeth, anyway.

I ate most of the mini snickers the SO bought for the ankle biters....

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Your house is SO covered in unpleasant substances. (nt)

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. Have you tried heath bars in ice cream?

The perfect food.

[SOteric]

7. So ~that's~ how

you keep your bubble butt.

:spank:

[WCGreen]

8. Heath Bars are good.....

[pokerfan]

9. Darn weather

Weather permitting, I like to set up the telescope for the kiddies and hand out Milky Way and Mars bars. Looks like it's gonna be cloudy though.

[sundog]

10. fuck you , you selfish skank

:nuke:

[matcom]

11. you want MY HEATH bars?

fight me. you will lose.

:P

[Dark]

12. I bet you could get a job with W. I'm sure he's looking for an evil person

to replace Rove.

[BlueIris]

13. Huh?

Why is matcom an evil person? Well, apart from the already-established reasons. :-)

[miss_kitty]

14. twick or tweat!

Got any Heath Bars Mr. Matcom? They're my fave!