Question About Noah's Ark

[Yavin4]

How did Noah stop the lions from eating the other animals on board?

[_testify_]

1. Muzzles?

[DainBramaged]

2. Opium poppy?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Same way that Superman can fly.

It's a make-believe STORY.

[Clintmax]

4. Easy: There never WAS a Noah's Ark.

It's just a story.

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

5. Plus Noah was too busy getting pissed & stoned

Gen 9:3:

"Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things."

Gen 20-21:
"And Noah began to be an husbandman , and he planted a vineyard:
And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent."

[Guy Fawkes]

6. Noah's "Ark" was really...

a cryogenics lab. He lived in an water-tight facility under the Dead Sea.

[Yavin4]

7. Like Adult Swim's "Sealab"

Now that's crazy talk.

[seemunkee]

8. There were afraid the Jesus Horses might eat them

[electricmonk]

9. Forget the tigers

What about the dinosaurs? :rofl:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

10. They missed the boat

:silly:

http://www.cartoonstock.com.nyud.net:8090/newscartoons/cartoonists/pmc/lowres/pmcn13l.jpg

[jmm]

11. Did Noah have fish on the ark?

Maybe they aren't really animals. That would explain all of the "vegetarians" I've known that still eat sea food. If they are animals then how did every marine animal that wasn't on the ark get killed by a flood?

[hfojvt]

12. you have not seen the cartoon

It shows some embarrassed cheetahs, and Noah says "well that takes care of the unicorns. From now on, carnivores are confined to C deck!"