Generator destroyed by LIT CANDLE USED TO CHECK FUEL!!!!!

[LuCifer]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

GOD WHAT A MORON!

Even my own shit knows better than these 2 RETARDS!

:nopity:

ONLY in freakin FloriDUH!

:wtf:

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Dumb luck! Generator destroyed when lit candle used to check fuel level
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Posted October 28 2005, 4:00 PM EDT
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/palmbeach/sfl-1028litcandle,1,7385217.story?ctrack=1&cset=true

Two Broward residents narrowly escaped injury after causing a flash fire and destroying their portable generator Thursday night at a home near Fort Lauderdale, the Broward Sheriff's Office said on Friday.

One resident was attempting to re-fuel the generator in the dark on the 2900 block of Northwest Seventh Court and decided to peer into the gas tank using a burning candle for light. The flame from the candle ignited flammable gasoline vapors inside the tank causing a flash fire that destroyed the generator and created a serious risk to the adjacent structure.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

1. All I can say is... WOW!

I'm glad no one was injured, but how foolish can you be? :shrug:

[LuCifer]

2. I know right!

I mean, I've done some STUPID crap in my life (so much so I'm surprised no one at eMpTyV called me to try out for Jackass!) but JESUS CHRIST MAN! Gasoline, Fire, PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER! Hello! I guess they never heard of this new thang called a FLASHLIGHT?!!?!?

[NMMNG]

3. They need a Darwin Award for people who don't actually get killed

Boobs like this are certainly candidates. :dunce:

[LuCifer]

5. I was just think DARWIN AWARD!

Com'on Darwin people, make an exception! I know they usually only give 'em out for people who die from stupid shit, but THIS ONE IS JUST TOO GOOD! When I read this at work today I laughed for a good 10 minutes solid! I'm just blown away, pun intended!

Lu

[kittykatkoffeekup]

4. All I can say

[LaraMN]

6. My parents' house is on a foundation not original to it, because someone

who owned it years ago decided to go looking for a gas leak in the basement, with a lighter.:think: :freak:

[LuCifer]

7. really makes ya wonder...

how has the human race made it THIS far with so damn many idiots!

[LaraMN]

8. I'd credit natural selection with our survival,

but the fundies blow that idea to shit.

[LuCifer]

9. ain't that the truth...

I'm convinced they've all but STOPPED evolution...