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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 09:48 AM
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Nazi racoons invade the wineland

By Roger Boyes
Vineyard owners across Germany are hiring bounty hunters to kill furry animals with a taste for grapes



HUNTERS are being hired to prevent a plague of raccoons with Nazi-era ancestry from munching their way through the German wine harvest.
“Raccoons wiped out almost the entire harvest in a matter of days,” Werner Kothe, who runs a small vineyard in Brandenburg, said. The small, bushy tailed animals invaded his attic, cellar and storage sheds.

The area most at risk is around Kassel, where raccoons are in easy striking distance of some of the best white wine harvests in Germany.

Kassel has been regarded as the raccoon capital of Europe ever since Baron Sittich Von Berlerpsch released two of the animals into the wild in February 1934. The move was encouraged by Hermann Goering, the Nazi leader who, apart from being the head of Hitler’s air force, was the chief forester of the Third Reich. The raccoons, known as wash-bears in Germany, were seen by Goering as an enrichment to German woodland.

The first raccoons were brought from North America in the 19th century. Their population grew by leaps and bounds when an Allied bomb hit a raccoon farm in 1945, releasing more into the wild. Since then they have thrived around Kassel, which claims to have a hundred for every square kilometre. The town has appointed a raccoon control inspector, and in outlying villages local residents are urged to tie chicken wire to their dustbins.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,174-1846678,00.html

HEIL!
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 10:44 AM
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1. So Brandenburg is "Wineland"?
Someone buy the Times reporter a map.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 10:46 AM
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2. At least it's not vampire beavers
Vampire beavers on the loose, tonight.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 10:55 AM
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3. We only have bears eating our grapes.
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dr.strangelove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 11:34 AM
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4. I thought this was a copycat thread
I scrolled down through the lounge to find the original, then I had to come back and read this. Nazi raccoons, that is funny.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-31-05 11:44 AM
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5. well,
the alternative would have been "Ami"-Racoons. "Nazi" was more PC, so it stuck :D.

The actual Göring connection is an anecdote, the person to blame is a " Herr Sittich von Berlepsch" .
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