A Fundie Halloween!!

[Viking12]

See the rest of the train wreck....
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1053/1053_01.asp

[Fox Mulder]

1. ...

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[MrScorpio]

3. Jesus is NOT God - This guy is:

[underpants]

5. A masterpiece

Too damned funny

[LostinVA]

18. *sigh* AGAIN: Pagans don't believe in Satan...

Judeo-Christian-Muslim belief....

[jackelope72]

21. LOL..."Who's Jesus?"

"When my Mom swears, she keeps saying that name!"

I guess swearing is a pretty common occurrence in Buffy's household.

Because, you know, that's one of the signs of the evil people, is swearing.

I guess I'm up a fucking creek without a goddamn paddle. Jeezus Christ!

[no name no slogan]

28. Until she was three, Buffy thought her first name was "Dammit", too

Buffy's mommy has a severe case of pottymouth, methinks.

[elshiva]

31. God loves witches!

God loves everyone. Hatemongering. :puke:

[Terran]

2. Why do they make this shit up?

I mean, doesn't Jesus disapprove of telling black stinking lies?

[eyesroll]

4. My co-worker Jesus went as Jesus today.

:thumbsup:

[Initech]

9. Which Jesus?

This guy:



Or this guy?

[MarsThe Cat]

24. when i worked at the country club and Jesus quit- i kept his nametag

nt

[Deep13]

6. So they pretty much piss history down their legs.

:shrug:

[dethl]

7. Nothing like a Chick strip on Halloween!

This is too funny.

Happy Halloween everyone!

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Wow - I think all the kids would love to get one of these in their sack:

[asthmaticeog]

16. "COOL! Thanks!"

Yyyyeeeaaaahhhhhh, rrrrrrrrriiiiiiight.

[LostinVA]

20. I know... my niece & nephew would be all, 'Where the heck are

our Snickers???"

[dogfacedboy]

10. My fundie sister in law won't allow

any decorations that depict any ghoul, goblin, demon, vampire, etc.
The kids are only allowed to have "super hero costumes", and it is pre-ordained that they will no longer get to participate in any Halloween activities past the age of seven. "I only allow it now so they don't feel like out-siders with the other kids. That would be bad for the development of their self-esteem at this point." This is an EXACT quote. I had to ask her to repeat it, just so I was sure of what I was hearing!

[Left Is Write]

12. My daughter wore little mummy and jack-o-lantern barrettes to school today

I gave the kids ghost cookies, and we made bat brownies today.

I'm guessing your SIL wouldn't want her kids to play over here today.

[dogfacedboy]

29. No way. She would think it's evil.

She wouldn't think you are evil, just the holiday. She would pity you, though. You poor pagan soul. LOL

[jackelope72]

11. And then Buffy went on to become a vampire slayer. n/t

[Patiod]

13. Yeah, wow, that totally warped her

But her friends Willow and Xander were cool...

[LostinVA]

19. And Spike....

[Patiod]

27. mmmm....Spikey goodness...

whenever Spike was on shirtless, my S.O. would say "a little something for the ladies"

[gardenista]

15. And to be a good Republican, too! nt

[Divameow77]

14. And I am dressing up my 3 year old

as a devil, hope he doesn't attract any of the satan worshipers.

[LostinVA]

17. My Goddess, I;'m Pagan and NEVER knew that!!!

Hehehehehhehehehe...

Jack Chick is sooooo delusional. Scarey thing is, alot of people think that....

[TrogL]

22. Why are Chick's people so blasted UGLY?!?!

[LeftyMom]

23. It's the hate peeking out. nt

[RumpusCat]

25. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!

*falls into Hell!*

hee hee, I dearly love Chick tracts. Ever read the one about Dungeons & Dragons? Or the one about Catholicism called 'The Death Cookie.' I shit you not!

[Momgonepostal]

26. What crap...I hate the portrayal of teachers, too

Never have I felt pressured by a teacher to dress up for anything in particular for Halloween and I absolutely have never heard of a teacher making fun of a child's costume like that.

Of course, it fits in better with the cartoonists agenda to depict schools as dens of iniquity that threaten a family's religious beliefs at every turn. :eyes:

[TimeChaser]

30. "Saman the lord of death"

How does he managed to keep pulling this stuff out of his ass after all these years?