Smutmonger fined for limp porn vid

[DS1]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/31/video_complaint/

A mail-order porn video outfit has been stung for £4,000 by Dorking magistrates for failing to measure up in the hard-core department, the Mirror reports. Pabo Ltd was fined the four grand plus £2,044 costs and ordered to pay £75 compensation to a female customer who moaned that explicit rumpy-pumpy on the covers of three videos she'd bought did not appear in the final, censored cut.

Of the unnamed smut aficionado, Surrey County Council said: "The company had not shown any interest in the consumer's complaint, so the purchaser turned to Trading Standards." Peter Denard of Trading Standards added: "Consumers are often embarrassed to complain about purchases such as these and companies take advantage of them."

[underpants]

1. So the truth about Rumsfeld finally comes out

rumpy-pumpy

[DS1]

2. Rumpy-pumpy Rumsfeld went down to the shore

Rumpy-pumpy Rumsfeld went looking for a bore
Rumpy-pumpy Rumsfeld came back awful sore
Rumpy-pumpy Rumsfeld launched a goddamn war


/got nothin

[southlandshari]

3. She should have chucked the videos

And gone out for a night of these:

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. LOL... The Chunkendales!

as my brothers always threatened to become as they reached 18.

[Richardo]

5. "Dorking" magistrates?

:rofl:

[SOteric]

20. Truly.

With a name like 'Dorking' it's no wonder they're so particular about their porn.

[matcom]

6. i want the job of 'Dorking magistrate'

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

7. I'll drink to that!

[DS1]

8. looking for this?

[DS1]

9. OMG

I can't believe it.

[southlandshari]

10. ROFLMAO!

Never underestimate the abilities of a Deep South piratess, my friend!

:toast:




























There are so many bad ways that could be read, but hell, it's Halloween, so I'll let it ride.

Oops, I did it again.

:hide:

[DS1]

11. It still sounds like a Kid's book to me

Rumpy Pumpy and the Seven Whores

[southlandshari]

12. Ahem.

[matcom]

13. yup. she is about to have a TON of FUN!

and the one that looks like Santa is about to let her ride HIS sleigh!

:bounce:

[DS1]

14. CHOO CHOO!

:hide:

[southlandshari]

18. Sigh.

I think I have now entered



You need to edit, too, young man!

:spank:

[DS1]

21. Much like a Communist state, the services of one will be spread

around evenly :shrug:

[southlandshari]

22. Nope.

You've got to veil it better than that to pass here.

Like this:

[DS1]

23. What is this, some sort of contest?

[southlandshari]

24. No - more like a race against fate.

I seem to have stumbled into a DS1-matcom you-know-what subthread here, and am trying to either extricate myself or rehabilitate the thread before it gets locked by a more respectable mod.

[southlandshari]

15. Hey!

This was pleasantly pushing the envelope until you had to bring that term into it. Edit that post, young man!




























Please? I'll drink scotch with you... ;)

[matcom]

16. sorry. better?

:D

[southlandshari]

19. .....

Try again, Sparky.

Hint: the part about Santa is ok. And I will even add that he looks like a bit of pervert, that Santa lookalike.

:P

[matcom]

25. that HAS to be better!

[southlandshari]

26. It is, it is!!!

:applause:

[southlandshari]

27. I almost forgot....

For you, darlin'!

[Taxloss]

17. Dorking is a town in England.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Dorking&spn=0.022515,0.069634&iwloc=A&hl=en