If pumpkins aren't mentioned in the Bible how did they get on the Ark?

[underpants]

I hate to start a whole big religion flame war or anything but this never made any sense to me.

Anyone? Anything?

[billyskank]

1. What makes you think they were on the Ark?

:)

[underpants]

2. They are here now aren't they?

so two of them must have gotten on the Ark.

[billyskank]

3. Yeah well I don't remember axolotls being mentioned in the Bible either!

Did he have two dyssentery amoebas as well? :rofl:

[johnnie]

4. That's easy

Noah had a pack of these:

[SOteric]

5. The same way zucchini did.

Noah left the ark unattended in an arking lot with all the doors unlocked. When he came back he'd found several unmarked paper bags filled with zucchini and pumpkins and recipes for bread and pies.

Same thing happens to me this time of year in the church parking lot.

I'm just sayin'

[WeRQ4U]

6. Have faith my dear.

God loves you and forgives you for asking these questions.

Besides, I thought it was just animals.

[elshiva]

7. God created them afterwards? Dunno.

[JVS]

8. Pumkins are animals?

[Fox Mulder]

9. ...

:wtf:

[jonnyblitz]

10. anything is possible in the land of make believe. nt