There once was a man named Scooter...

[The Night Owl]

[ElsewheresDaughter]

1. who got hit in the dick by a fitzshooter

argh

[Seabiscuit]

2. That insufferable lout

[Seabiscuit]

3. Should blow his brains out

[Seabiscuit]

4. With a bazooka, or at least a six-shooter

[RedCloud]

5. Who came upon a hooter

[RedCloud]

8. or 'twas a titmouse

And brought it to his house

Where his spouse crowned him with the pewter

[Parrcrow]

6. There once was a man named Scooter

fancied himself a liberal booter
With a silly first name
he outed Plame
He'll be a prison rootee not a rooter.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. who tripped and fell right on his pooter

He went off to jail
And since he's a male

Now that pooter's his cooter!

[yellowcanine]

9. There once was a man named Scooter....

Who worked for the chief White House looter.
He wrote to a lass named Judith
Of aspens and how they did rooteth
But Fitzgerald still nailed his patooter.

[gizmo1979]

10. Now he's in jail

[gizmo1979]

11. With a guy named nateal.