Let's hear your horror story about PWI (posting under the influence)!

[icymist]

I work a midnight job and when I get home I like to relax with a few drinks of wine before and after 'dinner'. Usually, I watch a movie while intoxicating myself, but today I choose to watch Van Helsing! About halfway through this movie I asked myself, "Why the Hell are you watching this?" and decided to turn on the computer instead. Well, after a few 'Google' sites about quantum physics (my current hobby) I decided upon the DU! This reminded me of times when I posted when I was really, really drunk! I would wake that night, (following day, remember, I work midnight) just to franticly search 'my posts' to see what the Hell I was talking about, usually thinking, "Oh shit! What stupid thing did I say now!?" only to find written words mild.

How about you? What's your PWI horror story?